"When I was in the bottom of the Foxden tower some girl pushed her M4 barrel inside to surrender us without poking her head in.
The barrel was an inch from my face pointed at me so I grabbed the muzzle (all I could reach at the time) and pointed it away, that's when the bitch fired off 4 shots full auto right into my palm.
It's idiots like these that cause need for fps rules."

If I were you I'd keep something handy to shove down the barrel :P

Because people need to take a break from Systema PTW discussions sometimes.

350 fps is lots I was shoot in the mouth at piont blank range from a gun doing 380ish it hurt like hell.

crossman 760 BB/pellet pump air rifle
 

i guess this is along the same subject.the gun mentioned above was purchased over 35 years ago. it came with instructions saying not to pump this gun more than 10 times.and being a kid at the time i thought well what if i pumped it more than that.so i pumped it 50 times and was loaded with bb's.there was aheavy guage metal garbage can in the back yard so i was about five feet away from it and fired.the bb went through one side and was sticking in the other side.now back then i thought the max.fps was 375 fps.so by pumping the gun more than the limit would this increase the velocity?because i didn't expect that kind of result.are todays airguns capable of that?now i am a registerd collector of various rifles,handguns and some fully automatic assault rifles.

Hahaha! No you're not! You're the kid that pumped that Crosman!!! It was last week, admit it!! hahahahaha you are registerd, that's for sure!