Airsoft Jokes

Zilgorn_Zeypher · October 3rd, 2009, 19:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by grantmac

When your watching a movie and not only do you know that the props they are using are airsoft, but you can also tell the make.

quoted for truth I do that all the time watching movies.. great when you see the little gas intake valves on the bottom of pistols...

HGI · October 3rd, 2009, 19:17

These ant jokes... it's more like quotes.

Love · October 4th, 2009, 14:05

You know your an airsofter when you see a girl and say "Damn, I'd let her clean my barrel anyday".

Huge · October 21st, 2009, 16:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rukus

You know your an airsofter when you take a woman home and she asks if you have protection and you throw on your goggles.

hahahaha sigged man, this is just incredible

Bissa · October 21st, 2009, 17:13

you know you are an airsofter when you are designing a house and your airsoft locker is the most secure room in the house and has better door than your entrance.

NoGear · October 23rd, 2009, 03:52

when you see a hot lady and think "dam i'd waste my high cap on her anyday"

bondsam123 · October 31st, 2009, 05:58

Hi Friends.
- A new airsoft gun is like having a child. when you first get it your gentle and caring, but as time goes on
when it doesn't wanna do wat it's supposed to do you feel like smackin the hell out of it.
- Airsoft guns hurt, modded airsoft guns hurt more...but neither compare to the ass whoopin' u get when your wife sees the bill.
- Airsoft is like a woman...once you're committed, it starts sucking the money out of you.
Thanks.

medhatboy · October 31st, 2009, 08:28

Saberwing · October 31st, 2009, 08:33

Five-Six, those made my day!

You know you're an Airsofter when you can't go to Port Credit without stopping at Army Issue and spending $100+

Jayne Finch · October 31st, 2009, 16:02

hi-cappas. theres a joke.

R.I.T.Z · October 31st, 2009, 16:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by White_knight

you know your an airsofter when your having sex with a girl, and find a bb stuck to her ass

actually had it happen, then she sat down next to me and wondered why her butt hurt :P

ragnagna · November 7th, 2009, 19:04

A black man it's like an airsoft player, he love shooting white stuff with his big black gear

medhatboy · November 7th, 2009, 21:42

medhatboy · November 7th, 2009, 21:43

medhatboy · November 7th, 2009, 21:44

and for the noods that want to be snipers

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October 4th, 2009, 14:05	#63
Love formerly Lythinca Trader rating Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: You know that Home Depot on King st? Yeah, no where near there.	You know your an airsofter when you see a girl and say "Damn, I'd let her clean my barrel anyday". __________________ Currently modding AK. Loadout 1: Yugoslavian M76/Maadi RML Alternative (Kraken) CYMA Glock 18C Loadout 2: TM MP5 w/ flashlight CYMA Glock 18C Both Loadouts have Marpat Uniform, PASGT Helmet w/ Flecktarn, and Flecktarn chest rig.

October 31st, 2009, 08:28	#68
medhatboy formerly Swatt Five-Six Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Medicine Hat, Alberta	__________________ Medicine Hat Airsoft - Home of the Cypress County Tactical Airsoft Team

October 31st, 2009, 08:33	#69
Saberwing Trader rating Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: London, ON	Five-Six, those made my day! You know you're an Airsofter when you can't go to Port Credit without stopping at Army Issue and spending $100+ __________________ KJW Mk18 MOD1 BLOCK 2 - Well VSR-10 - Les Baer Ultimate Recon

October 21st, 2009, 17:13	#65
Bissa Trader rating Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kelowna, BC	you know you are an airsofter when you are designing a house and your airsoft locker is the most secure room in the house and has better door than your entrance.

October 23rd, 2009, 03:52	#66
NoGear likes being humiliated Trader rating Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Surrey BC	when you see a hot lady and think "dam i'd waste my high cap on her anyday"

October 31st, 2009, 05:58	#67
bondsam123 Banned Trader rating Join Date: Oct 2009	Hi Friends. - A new airsoft gun is like having a child. when you first get it your gentle and caring, but as time goes on when it doesn't wanna do wat it's supposed to do you feel like smackin the hell out of it. - Airsoft guns hurt, modded airsoft guns hurt more...but neither compare to the ass whoopin' u get when your wife sees the bill. - Airsoft is like a woman...once you're committed, it starts sucking the money out of you. Thanks.

October 31st, 2009, 16:02	#70
Jayne Finch Trader rating Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: my field mostly. seems that way at least.	hi-cappas. theres a joke. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------- "bitches don't know 'bout my killing zombies!" "Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet." "i don't have a license to kill. but i have a learners permit!"

November 7th, 2009, 19:04	#72
ragnagna Trader rating Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Laval, Quebec, Canada	A black man it's like an airsoft player, he love shooting white stuff with his big black gear

November 7th, 2009, 21:42	#73
medhatboy formerly Swatt Five-Six Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Medicine Hat, Alberta	__________________ Medicine Hat Airsoft - Home of the Cypress County Tactical Airsoft Team

November 7th, 2009, 21:43	#74
medhatboy formerly Swatt Five-Six Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Medicine Hat, Alberta	__________________ Medicine Hat Airsoft - Home of the Cypress County Tactical Airsoft Team

November 7th, 2009, 21:44	#75
medhatboy formerly Swatt Five-Six Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Medicine Hat, Alberta	and for the noods that want to be snipers __________________ Medicine Hat Airsoft - Home of the Cypress County Tactical Airsoft Team

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