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Old October 2nd, 2009, 17:12   #46
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You know your addicted to airsoft when you channel changer has a stalk and scope attached to it.
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 17:19   #47
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You know your an airsofter when, u've bought enough propane to last the average camper a DECADE.
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 20:02   #48
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your an airsofter when you reload your clicky pencil wile saying "changing mags"
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 20:07   #49
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Airsoft joke: airsoft M203s

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Old October 2nd, 2009, 20:26   #50
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You know your an airsofter when, u've bought enough propane to last the average camper a DECADE.
So true i swear my neighbors think somethings up that the fact my recycle bin always has a half dozen propane canisters in it.

when your 3000$ credit card statement has only Airsoft Parts/gear/guns bills on it and its maxed. this is also true I just got my statement today

When you get your paycheck and your wife says everytime "NO YOUR NOT GETTING ANOTHER GUN!!!!!!!"......True again

Now for the airsoft joke.
my team and i were sitting on the feild when a 16 yearold paintballer goes walking by. NOTE he has spike multicolored hair, and every time he would walk by he would see us staring at him. Till finally he came over and said "whats your problem old man(im 35) never do anything crazy when you were younger. this was obviously a shot at me. Without missing a beat my brother says "Ya he got stoned and fucked a peacock, we were all just wondering if you were his kid.

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Old October 2nd, 2009, 22:10   #51
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You know you're an airsofter when Windows pop up "insufficient virtual memory" and you look up and can't count the number of tabs in your browser...

And you're only researching russian BDUs...

Time to change the computer...wait, that means one less gun...fuck it-reboot.
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Old October 2nd, 2009, 22:38   #52
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Now for the airsoft joke.
my team and i were sitting on the feild when a 16 yearold paintballer goes walking by. NOTE he has spike multicolored hair, and every time he would walk by he would see us staring at him. Till finally he came over and said "whats your problem old man(im 35) never do anything crazy when you were younger. this was obviously a shot at me. Without missing a beat my brother says "Ya he got stoned and fucked a peacock, we were all just wondering if you were his kid.

DUDE! You WIN! +1 Internet for you!

LOL!!!
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Old October 3rd, 2009, 00:44   #53
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I was at a paintball field for my buddies b-day (i cheated on airsoft ) anyway some 12 year old has one of the best paintball guns built 1000$ and there parrents drive up buy him some paint, best quality and im stuck with a rental. where on opposite teams and he just lights me up in the chest with 8 paintballs. As i was walking by he was like dude you fucking suck. Replying back to him i said go to walmart and buy a airsoft gun and lets meet back here and see if you can talk smack. Him replying ill get my momi to buy me the best gun available bitch!

heres the punch line!!!

he got a grenade to the face fell over cracked his 300$ barrel over a rock and yelled MOMI i got lit up like you did from daddy that one day!!!

i swear that my life only lived for that moment
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Old October 3rd, 2009, 00:48   #54
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I hope that you were on the paintball field.

Airsoft Jokes... Hmm

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Old October 3rd, 2009, 05:46   #55
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it is possible to be stealthy with a high cap if you fill it all the way up the BBs don't have enough room to rattle.
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Old October 3rd, 2009, 14:20   #56
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I was at a paintball field for my buddies b-day (i cheated on airsoft ) anyway some 12 year old has one of the best paintball guns built 1000$ and there parrents drive up buy him some paint, best quality and im stuck with a rental. where on opposite teams and he just lights me up in the chest with 8 paintballs. As i was walking by he was like dude you fucking suck. Replying back to him i said go to walmart and buy a airsoft gun and lets meet back here and see if you can talk smack. Him replying ill get my momi to buy me the best gun available bitch!

heres the punch line!!!

he got a grenade to the face fell over cracked his 300$ barrel over a rock and yelled MOMI i got lit up like you did from daddy that one day!!!

i swear that my life only lived for that moment


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Old October 3rd, 2009, 14:43   #57
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You know your an airsofter ,when you walk by a cute chick and think ,man shes got a nice lower reciever!
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Old October 3rd, 2009, 15:03   #58
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You know your an airsofter ,when you walk by a cute chick and think ,man shes got a nice lower reciever!
That got a snicker from me....though I'm more into uppers myself
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Old October 3rd, 2009, 15:33   #59
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Old October 3rd, 2009, 17:30   #60
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You know you're an airsofter when you have more gear than clothes in your closet.

You know you're an airsofter if you have a seperate savings account for gun magazines. (30rnd Pmags especially)

You're definately an airsofter if your guns are worth more than the blackbook value of your car(s).

You're an airsofter if you own/watch more gun porn than regular porn.
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