come and tell your stupid ideas

[Ronan]

Originally Posted by Moz

GIANT MOTHER FUCKING PRE-HISTORIC SIZED SPACE HORNET

[Moz]

Originally Posted by Ronan

This is why Tokyo Mauri's are bad.

There is a chance a Asian giant hornet will climb out of your gearbox and eat you and your family.

[TokyoSeven]

[Yeoman]

I got lost at the LZ.............go ask the guys about that one that were there. still don't know how I managed out that far eesh.

[Rukus]

Originally Posted by BBS

i hear you buddy. pest control with airsoft guns is ...is....just ..... i can't describe it in words, you'd have to try it one day and you will know the sheer pleasure.

btw its great way for stress relief and venting your steam.

Yah I wish I could do that to stop the god damned Seagulls from crapping all over my parade square, one of our instructors almost go dive bombed, and a few students did get hit. I hate birds. It's talking all of my being to not do it.

Though as far as funny stuff, while I was on a field ex with the army I had a glow stick blow up all over me. Least to say I wasn't on sentry duty that night. I was the human glow stick.

[shadow_matter]

Back at one of my first games, I did a really cool looking baseball slide from a full sprint down into brush to avoid BB fire. When I got up I realized that I tore a 3 inch hole in the groin/gooch area of my pants.

[jaa]

this thread is still alive? Jesus

[dontask]

Originally Posted by shadow_matter

Back at one of my first games, I did a really cool looking baseball slide from a full sprint down into brush to avoid BB fire. When I got up I realized that I tore a 3 inch hole in the groin/gooch area of my pants.

three inches is nothing
imagine from the end of the zipper to the start where ur crack begins

[Unsung Hero]

Tearing a gash from waist to ankle on my pants while running down the side of a hill, tripping at the bottom while accidentally hitting the mag-release on my m4 and the mag flying out and smoking another player in the groin. Second most stupid moment is having the drop on six guys and not hosing them because the saftey was on. Can't be too safe.

[MrEvolution]

this past sunday at FR (First and only game for me so far)
Fader was hit, so i tried to go heal him following white knight, when I tripped on a pile of braches/vines/real bendy twigs, got smacked with about 25 bbs in the hand, and nearly fell into faders lap.

[bean]

I was on the cliff side getting ready to walk the safe way down. As i began to turn the entire cliff face gave out at my feet. I then slid/bounced off of 20 meters of cliff. When I hit the ground a huge rock landed on my ankle. God thing I had my aircast on or my ankle would have been fucked.

[Non Credo]

yeah... I've tried to forward roll before while holding an A&K M4 S-System... Scope got caught on something on the way around, but the scope, mounts, and rails, were all full metal, so weakest part - the plastic upper receiver just snapped. And it wasnt mine!!! Can you say "my bad?" And once at a game near chicago I was up on top of a small building sniping, and I needed to move to the building adjacent to me. You can guess what I did... Thinking of spider man, I slung my L96 on my back, and in an amazing display of girl power, made it a good 3/4 of the way to the other building. My L96 has had barrel wobble issues ever since, but my back's never really forgiven me. I got a bunch of mags, water bottle, and my rife jammed up into me, as I landed on my back, and I had all my shit strapped to me. Hindsight is 20/20, but I still cannot figure out why I didnt just climb down and relocate. If not to save my back, it would have at the very least been more stealthy. I guess it would have looked really badass. Like spiderman...