Airsoft "Pet Peeves", time to vent guys!

[Lakonian]

Originally Posted by Endymion

Biggest peeve so far... walking into a night of CQB with a full, perfectly working large TM speed loader, refilling maybe a dozen realcapped GBB mags all night, and arriving home to discover that the loader fairies have transformed mine into an empty King Arms loader that doesn't work worth shit.

LOL.. New pet peeve.

KA SLs... Mmmm. Jamtastic..

[Scarecrow]

My pet peeve is all the email I get about making my small ***** bigger.

First of all, how did they figure out I have a small *****? Second, nothing they ever send me makes it bigger (except that bigass Ron Jeremy Ferensal Lens Kit).

Life can be so frustrating.

[CDN_Stalker]

Originally Posted by Scarecrow

My pet peeve is all the email I get about making my small ***** bigger.

First of all, how did they figure out I have a small *****? Second, nothing they ever send me makes it bigger (except that bigass Ron Jeremy Ferensal Lens Kit).

Life can be so frustrating.

How many trees/bushes have you pee'd on in your life?

[Danke]

Originally Posted by Scarecrow

My pet peeve is all the email I get about making my small ***** bigger.

First of all, how did they figure out I have a small *****? Second, nothing they ever send me makes it bigger (except that bigass Ron Jeremy Ferensal Lens Kit).

Life can be so frustrating.

The nice ***** lady told me they had the whole ASC "member" list. They figured it was a good start.

[RagingPigCop]

.......They Bribed me to give their product's a try. And I end up getting the same result every single time.

Also A Pet Peeve on Airsoft; How come people keep telling me CUP's are for wussies?

[Danke]

Originally Posted by RagingPigCop

How come people keep telling me CUP's are for wussies?

It's like the old Civil War tale about 2 bullets hitting, maybe not impossible but still improbable.

[CDN_Stalker]

Originally Posted by RagingPigCop

.......They Bribed me to give their product's a try. And I end up getting the same result every single time.

Also A Pet Peeve on Airsoft; How come people keep telling me CUP's are for wussies?

Teethguards are wussies (make sure to take the radio away from them too, sounds like they have a "hair lip" or something, really awful to listen to, more so if you can understand what the hell they are saying).

A bottle cap between your legs is for wussies. Nuff said.

A cup.................. well, if you are that afraid of getting cockshot, and as long as it doesn't make you sound like a retard, who cares?

I've gotten cockshot before, not a big deal if you have fabric in between, but still, worst thing to happen that I felt is that I didn't shoot the fucker first. No big deal getting hit there. Unless you are taking a tactical piss, then you are in shit, because not even a cup will protect that............... unless you are wearing tactical Depends all day. Or a Kevlar condom.

[RagingPigCop]

I guess IM going to hop on the CDN_Stalker Pet Peeve Choo Choo train.

Though your right about the tactical Piss thing.....and pretty much everything else.

Originally Posted by CDN_Stalker

Teethguards are wussies (make sure to take the radio away from them too, sounds like they have a "hair lip" or something, really awful to listen to, more so if you can understand what the hell they are saying).

A bottle cap between your legs is for wussies. Nuff said.

A cup.................. well, if you are that afraid of getting cockshot, and as long as it doesn't make you sound like a retard, who cares?

I've gotten cockshot before, not a big deal if you have fabric in between, but still, worst thing to happen that I felt is that I didn't shoot the fucker first. No big deal getting hit there. Unless you are taking a tactical piss, then you are in shit, because not even a cup will protect that............... unless you are wearing tactical Depends all day. Or a Kevlar condom.

[TokyoSeven]

At the last CQB game I attended I was shot in the junk 3 times, all three times were auto bursts, 1 of those was a god damn friendly fire.

Tactical pissing, thank goodness for the waste management zipper/flap in multicam combat pants.

[Aquamarine]

My pet peeve?

Airsoft companies that sell you BROKEN guns, then tell you 'well, buyer beware' and ---STILL--- have not fucking sent the rest of my products YEARS after (a bag of .2 bb's, the Tokyo Marui bipod made for the PSG-1 and a fucking working battery for my PSG-1. Oh, and to top it off, the selfish shop owner ups and dies of a heart attack, sealing the deal that I will never get what I properly ordered.

FUCK

[TokyoSeven]

Well atleast he's dead.

[mcguyver]

Originally Posted by Aquamarine

My pet peeve?

Airsoft companies that sell you BROKEN guns, then tell you 'well, buyer beware' and ---STILL--- have not fucking sent the rest of my products YEARS after (a bag of .2 bb's, the Tokyo Marui bipod made for the PSG-1 and a fucking working battery for my PSG-1. Oh, and to top it off, the selfish shop owner ups and dies of a heart attack, sealing the deal that I will never get what I properly ordered.

FUCK

Are you saying Peter Kang is dead? Isn't that who you got your "bad deal" from?

[Lakonian]

Originally Posted by Primus

the fucking weirdos, folks who stopped developing mentally at the age of 10, loudmouths and egomaniacs that are attracted by this little hobby of ours...

Originally Posted by CDN_Stalker

Another peeve of mine (besides Yuxi from back then) is guys that overuse the word "mate" or "M8", fuck that drives me nuts!!!

Um.. Ronan?

[RagingPigCop]

My pet peeve, is that no one makes an Airsoft Bow and Arrow Rambo special, nor a Airsoft Rambo Knife

[Scarecrow]

Originally Posted by Danke

The nice ***** lady told me they had the whole ASC "member" list. They figured it was a good start.

Yes, but I've never been length verified... and I know there was at least one length verifier on this board here at one point...