Airsoft bloopers

[surebet]

Took the trouble of bringing my medkit to the big game at Rawdon. It was centered at the back of my belt. I slipped while running backward, fell ass first on the pouch, and heard a cracking sound.

Already having broken my coccyx, I feared the worst, and the fall hurt like hell. By chance, the cracking sound was just a roll of tape in a plastic sheath being crushed.

The coccyx did swell though. Learned my lesson, I now always keep that pouch off center when I work now.

[blueblaster]

in a game in kamloops BC, it took me about 5 minutes to get to the top of one of the hills and found a perfect spot for sniping covering our base while other teammates headed to the enemy base....
the enemies showed up...i popped two of them..they still hadno idea where i was....and then i slipped and rolled for a good minute to the bottom of the hill with thorns all over my BDU from the bushes....

another time, i went to taiwan and gamed with the guys over there....it was a CQB situation....i was clearing the rooms with another teammate....i went into a room...an enemy was aiming his gernade launcher at the door and all the BBs hit my side from the leg to the neck...glad i was wearing my vest...

also in kamloops..i was taking point in a ditch defending the base....a bee started buzzing around me....
being allergic to bee stings, i also have a slight phobia towards them. i jumped up screaming and got shot multiple times...couldnt find the bee after

[Deftonius]

I was using a machete to clear some growth on top of a hay bail bunker so that Stalker could have a decent spot to set up his M24 and keep a look out, until I started getting shot up hardcore. "OW, OW, OW, OW, I'M HIT, I'M FUCKING HIT!" I ducked down behind the bunker and I was still getting lit up. Turns out I stumbled across a wasp nest. Those little bastards stung me about 15 times

[testtube]

#1 At Rawdon being stuck in a ditch not being able to move, then being lite up by 3 guys who let it rip on me ( High caps pretty sure) adrenaline I was yelling hit so was foxtail and wasn't t'ill Poncho told them to stop and that I was dead man did that hurt.

# At Rawdon again being stuck in an open field with Droc and running like hell for cover. beacause we saw Raven and crew coming with the Argo, then droped for cover to be hit bye Sniper direct hit on top of head. Man I had an ear ache for 3 day's.

#3 At the last OpNAM we were playing a game and was able to make it around the field and not being shot. Made it to the comand bunker and hurried up the ladder and rolled to get into position and riped a hole in my BDU's and tried not to swear to give away my position. and waited for like 20 min up there, then I hear the rest of the player in the staging area talking away. So i walk up and ask if the game was finished there like ya 20 min ago.
Oops we forgot to yell out game over.

[DarkAlman]

My brother was playing in a CQB game.
He saw a gun barrel pointed out through a window and managed to sneak up to it. He then whipped around the corner, surprised the half dozen guys there, and pulled the trigger on his G36 as the mag fell out and hit the ground with a nice thud.

I could here his AH CRAP! from across the building.

[marac]

Originally Posted by ATREYU

#1. I took the building on the top of the hill at DragonOps by myself - mercying the 6 occupants inside... to the tune of - "we're on your team asshole".

#2. Tossed one of my grenades at someone .. only to have it tossed back at me with the fuse lit.

i remember that one. i was one of those 6 men. the funny thing is he kept yelling MERCY MERCY!! PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN OR I WILL $*#%*@ SHOOT YOU!! for about..20 seconds (?), standing like 10 feet away, before he realized we were all "coloured" the same.

i i forgot to take the barrel plug off during the first night game i played, been running around like that for about 20 minutes, before my enemy mercied me and said "were you going to shoot barrel plugs at me?"

[ATREYU]

I stand corrected... My biggest airsoft blooper yet was creating that squirrel thread on ASC!!!

[walks]

I was advancing on someone in one of the buses at flagraiders firing single shots to keep his head down moving from the normandy area to siagon when I made it to the little berm my rifle stopped fireing and I the noticed 3 or 4 badguys at the other end of the berm on the other side so when my rifle died and as I went for my pistol I realised that the mag had follen out on my advance so when I aimed it and heard a click I went for another mag when I got shot in the ear by the guy in the buss....now I carry more mags than are needed just incase

[Zekk05]

Op Prairie Wind...
there was a small field, with a building on the left, bush on both sides, and a road on the right. they had people in the tree line on the north side of the field, we had ours lined on the south side. The range wasnt that great, but the wind was strong enuf at that time so the BBs could make it across. SO we were preparing to do an open field charge while laying in the cover of trees, and just as the plan was devised, almost ready to get up.. and a god damn BB falls from the sky and lands on my leg.

...
FUCK

[Vivisector]

Sorry fuzzhead, I have to post this

YouTube - Riot Shield Bash

[RUBBERDUCKEY]

I was snipering and was still waiting for someone to pass by this open area and realized they moved to another field on the otherside of wasaga and almost got shot by paintballers. Also rember getting some sniper kills and the guy who got hit looked around for a good 1 min before I got fed up and just popped out and waved to him.

[Janus]

One time I accidentally picked up a hockey stick instead of an AEG and charged into battle with it. I might have been hit about 100 times before I went down.

[made Man]

Remembered another one.

At The Ferry hid on the upper car deck in an open crate with the lid facing other team's stairwell, waiting for them to start coming down. Then i see 2 guys coming towards me from my exposed side, thinking they are on my team, call out a challenge. They dont answer... oh boy. Call it out again, wait a couple seconds and see them take cover... crap. As i was jumping out of the crate, which was about a foot high, i was pretty much in prone, popped a couple shots from my G19 and..... as i was jumping out my foot cough on the side of the crate. Down i went on the diamond plated floor with my entire weight landing on my left wrist (good thing i use my right arm , JOKE!). Hearing my screams of pain, they, thankfully, do not shoot me.

Real funny part is when there was no ice, i decided it would be a grand idea to use propane vented from a mag (in it's cold form) as a cooling device... I didnt count on the actual liquid going through my new bandaging and burning my wrist. Now i had a sprained wrist WITH a chemical burn to boot... happy times.

[Capt. Tyco]

This is not my blooper but it was aimed at me.

A guy on my team snuck up about 5ft away from me. When I turned aound there he was with is M4 and Mk23 drawn ready to shoot. The kicker is he had the safeties engaged on both guns. I promptly shot him.

[Cortex]

I was playing at the cochrane paintball field near calgary in alberta with some friends, we were playing in a wooded area with two tower bases (playing CTF) there were three people in the enemy base, I snuck up to a wall of tires in front of their base, start poping a few shots off at them to cover my buddies that were moving up behind me, I got both feet stuck in tires without knowing it, I went to move to the right and almost fell in front of the tire wall, I got shot quite a few times before I got my mouth out of the mud to yell hit