first time players mistakes

[Rumpel Felt]

Originally Posted by [Lithium]

Rumpel, if he keeps bugging you bout it just say ur playing a cuban, or a guy from miami with the nice shoes and a slik shirt :P

Haha that's a good idea mate.

He can keep thinking he's uber, it just shows his maturity when he can't accept someone elses prefs. And no, they arn't dressing like a woman.....I never said that so where'd it come from. However....$20 may spell a different story. :cheers:

[Lisa]

I like treadstones' idea of Movie softing. anyways way off topic here.

[Bender]

Originally Posted by Rumpel Felt

Haha that's a good idea mate.

He can keep thinking he's uber, it just shows his maturity when he can't accept someone elses prefs. And no, they arn't dressing like a woman.....I never said that so where'd it come from. However....$20 may spell a different story. :cheers:

Damn!!! Only $20 to get you to dress like a woman? That's cheap. Would you perform at birthdays and other parties? PM me with a quote.

[Bravo One-Six]

For any of you noobs actually trying to remember any of this, I only have one thing to say.

If you think about all the ways you're going to fuck up, you're not going to have any fun, nor are you going to be any good.

Go out. Make the damn mistakes. And learn.

[bean]

bring your common sense with you and remember its not counterstrike

[-Trooper-]

Originally Posted by bean

bring your common sense with you and remember its not counterstrike

lol, if it was cs I would be throwing HE grenades and flashbangs all over the place.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by Egria

lol, if it was cs I would be throwing HE grenades and flashbangs all over the place.

the way some people shoot.....

[-Trooper-]

Originally Posted by Lisa

the way some people shoot.....

That is so true.

P.S. I'm not a n00b at cs or airsoft, so don't start thinking that. :kill:

[UberMicroSkillz]

a thing that I have noticed is some first timers don't realize when they are hit.. especially if they are wearing baggy clothing.

[Gerkraz]

CS: The real-life story

dude 1: Hey, that army guy said he'd give me twin Desert Eagles, and all I got was a backpack full of sand. That fag!
dude 2: Did someone say something about lag?

[yanhchan]

LOL LOL

"Insert picture of me mooning this thread here"

[Rumpel Felt]

Originally Posted by Preston

Damn!!! Only $20 to get you to dress like a woman? That's cheap. Would you perform at birthdays and other parties? PM me with a quote.

Yes, I will perform birthdays. Other parties.....don't be expecting me to provide womanly services. You guys can take care of that one. Dressing for the cash is as far a I go.

[NewType ZERO]

Originally Posted by Greylocks

Let's see, it all revolves around not reading the basics first.

Showing up in clothing that screams "I'M HERE!!!"
Shooting everything that moves, friend, foe, leaves...
Yapping so much that even if you miss the funky clothes, you can simply aim at their voice and hit them all (they gather in bunches).
Yapping when 'dead' so much that players still in the field cant hear anything else.
Running screaming across the field saying "You cant hit me!"... two seconds before they swallow a BB.
Shooting your partner, the guy who'se right behind you covering your ass. (I know, said something like that already).
Removing goggles, usually a fraction of a second before you get a burst in the face that was launched your way 2 seconds ago...
Extreme stupidity with loaded guns in the staging area.
Truly stunning mechanical ineptness (watch a newbie open a mechbox for the first time when they claim they know it all. To add insult to injury, watch this happen outdoors at a staging area. Much fun ensues).
Getting lost in a 4 acre woodland, when to the immediate north is a major road, and in any other direction is a swamp. (What do you mean you're going into woodlands and cant tell where North is?)
Showing up to a game with everything imaginable, except a charged battery.

Of course, again, never Ever reading anything.

Oh, by the way... I've personally witnessed all of the above.

Honestly? If it's totally stupid and moronic, it's been done.

Greylocks, Is right.. I honestly believe him when he says he has seen all that. I mean for every rule or law, Theres some idiot that did something in order for it to be made. The one thing in my life that I fear the most, is being the reason a law is made.

As for Noobs not knowing who to shoot. Ive been shot by a new guy because he didnt know what team I was on. And it was CADPAT vs. Everyone else.. and I was in OD.

And as for the running around yelling "you can't hit me!" Ive seen Veterans do that. And its still funny.

You guys complain alot about Noobs, but you gotta remember.. Everyone started out as one.. and they are fun to abuse. Even though we do stupid things from time to time. We don't always know better. Thats why you guys gotta help us out from time to time. Take us under your wing, show us how its done. And then lead them blindly into an ambush.. LOL..

And as for the taking googles off in the field.. thats kinda like this..

Her brain bucket is on wrong... LOL

[lyphe]

we should have cleaned up sticky of this thread for noobs reference.

i think many if not most noob mistakes happen because people think too much of themselves and aren't really willing to listen and learn from thoes who know what they are doing.

i can't say i made any memorable mistakes my first (and only) milsim deep forest game, except for wearing a black bdu (only gear i had though) and knowing the sound of an empty mag (which prevented me from getting 2-3 amazing kills, and caused me to get shot almost point blank in the forehead )

i find noobs to not have enough listening/communication skills during the game, and not being ready to work as a team.

[PTE. Pyle]

Originally Posted by FOX_111

Last winter milsim. Lost keys in the snow:



That's what happen when you have 4 people to get home and don't want to have the car full of guns and gear towed to town.

EDIT: For the record, it's not my car, nor my keys, nor me. It was a new guy hehe.

dude i know how loosing your keys at a game feels. i lost mine, i taped them with guntape then tied them to my pocket with 50lb fishing line, and i still managed to loose them.