Eating BBs? Random question!

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Originally Posted by Lizander

I ate about half a mouth full once. My class and I were on a bus, coming back from a trip, when I pulled out my airsoft gun. It was a small oneand I started randomly shooting people. Anyways, long story short, after shooting nearly the entire bus load of classmates, one of them started crying cause I had shot them in the hand. The teacher came back and started lectureing us. My friends defended me, and I said none of us had a gun and that she was crazy. Just because of the kind of teacher she was, I thought I had better get rid of the bb's in my gun just incase she asked to see my stuff, and found the gun I could say that there was no ammo. Instead of throwing them on the ground, or out the window, I shoved them in my mouth. I eventually started eating some little jaw breakers that my friend had. I forgot about the bbs and ate them all. The lubricant on the new bb's made me sick for about a week. good times though.

I honestly don't know what to say. Judging by the fact this has been let go for an entire hour without any comments, I'm guessing I'm not the only one. I'm just surprised this fuckhead hasn't been banned yet, serious or not.

[Gigaknight]

Originally Posted by Lizander

No joke, it actually happened.

The bus ride was pretty crazy, we were skateboarding up and down the bus isles, climbing into the overhead luggage compartments etc. It was pretty awsome. This all happened while the teacher was up at the very front of the bus, and she was pretty much deaf (not literally). The bus ride back was probably the best part of the trip.

Okay... how old were you and your classmates when this happened? Chances are you shouldn't have had an airsoft gun in the first place, let alone on a bus.

[Armandhammer]

You know what have made the story better...if the teacher pulled out a real airsoft gun, shot you in the head with a 380 FPS gun, and then laughed at you.

I seriously hope that you were making this up the entire time

[ValkXB70]

Originally Posted by HGI

There was a thread a guy made a few years ago where he was changing his son's diaper saw a BB in there.

Ya I have changed my kid's diapers a few times and found BB's in amongst the poop...not a big deal when I catch it, but god help me if my wife is the one who finds it....

[Mitchell12]

I bought a few "biodegradable" bb's and immediately eat one only for kyle to read the part where it says do not ingest. I found a bb floating in the toilet the next day but that may have been a ricochet from my plinking cans. (or thats what I tell myself.)

[The Lettonian]

Originally Posted by Mitchell12

I bought a few "biodegradable" bb's and immediately eat one only for kyle to read the part where it says do not ingest. I found a bb floating in the toilet the next day but that may have been a ricochet from my plinking cans. (or thats what I tell myself.)

Dude...your avatar....I don't have epilepsy and it almost gave me a seizure...that's a weapon!

[Mitchell12]

Originally Posted by FNG_13

Dude...your avatar....I don't have epilepsy and it almost gave me a seizure...that's a weapon!

Thanks, I figured since I couldn't photoshop anything nice I'd make something that flashed alot.

[Armandhammer]

Originally Posted by Mitchell12

Thanks, I figured since I couldn't photoshop anything nice I'd make something that flashed alot.

lol its working

[pusangani]

Originally Posted by Armandhammer

You know what have made the story better...if the teacher pulled out a real airsoft gun, shot you in the head with a 380 FPS gun, and then laughed at you.

I seriously hope that you were making this up the entire time

better yet a real gun and blew his head off so that everyone around would know not to do anything retarded like that, now that would be a good lesson for the class!

[Armandhammer]

Originally Posted by pusangani

better yet a real gun and blew his head off so that everyone around would know not to do anything retarded like that, now that would be a good lesson for the class!

"What did you learn today, Bobby?"

"Never piss off a teacher who seems deaf, she will blow your freakin head off!!"

[The Lettonian]

Originally Posted by Armandhammer

"What did you learn today, Bobby?"

"Never piss off a teacher who seems deaf, she will blow your freakin head off!!"

BOOM! Headshot!

[Gunk]

My cat ate a bag of 4000 BB's the other day... I came home from work to find a huge pile of white on my living room carpet...

And a far too innocent looking kitty in the corner rolling around trying to look uninterested in the tiny little toys he unleashed.

Needless to say I was not impressed... and he was not fed at his usual time. I suppose it's more accurate to say he ate the bag, and left the BBs... but he coulda munched down a couple of them easily enough.

[Lizander]

What the Heck?? I did not post that!!!!! I WAS OUT ALL DAY AIRSOFTING WITH MY FRIENDS!!!!!! I just saw this thread and thought about my my little bros story. Then when I got to "my" posts I was like what the #@*&$!!!!! Thats what happened to my brother!!!! Then I went and beat the crap out of him for using my profile to post such a juvenile story and cause he made me look like a little kid!!! Sorry guys, that was not me. I think I left myself logged on the family computer (my own is in the repair shop right now) by accident before I left to go airsofting. Usually I post then just leave the window open(on my computer in my room) A BIG mistake, leaving myself on the computer. Now I look like a fricken immature idiot!! sorry once more.

[Armandhammer]

Originally Posted by Lizander

What the Heck?? I did not post that!!!!! I WAS OUT ALL DAY AIRSOFTING WITH MY FRIENDS!!!!!! I just saw this thread and thought about my my little bros story. Then when I got to "my" posts I was like what the #@*&$!!!!! Thats what happened to my brother!!!! Then I went and beat the crap out of him for using my profile to post such a juvenile story and cause he made me look like a little kid!!! Sorry guys, that was not me. I think I left myself logged on the family computer (my own is in the repair shop right now) by accident before I left to go airsofting. Usually I post then just leave the window open(on my computer in my room) A BIG mistake, leaving myself on the computer. Now I look like a fricken immature idiot!! sorry once more.

[Hectic]

Originally Posted by Lizander

I ate about half a mouth full once. My class and I were on a bus, coming back from a trip, when I pulled out my airsoft gun. It was a small oneand I started randomly shooting people. Anyways, long story short, after shooting nearly the entire bus load of classmates, one of them started crying cause I had shot them in the hand. The teacher came back and started lectureing us. My friends defended me, and I said none of us had a gun and that she was crazy. Just because of the kind of teacher she was, I thought I had better get rid of the bb's in my gun just incase she asked to see my stuff, and found the gun I could say that there was no ammo. Instead of throwing them on the ground, or out the window, I shoved them in my mouth. I eventually started eating some little jaw breakers that my friend had. I forgot about the bbs and ate them all. The lubricant on the new bb's made me sick for about a week. good times though.