"When I was in the bottom of the Foxden tower some girl pushed her M4 barrel inside to surrender us without poking her head in.
The barrel was an inch from my face pointed at me so I grabbed the muzzle (all I could reach at the time) and pointed it away, that's when the bitch fired off 4 shots full auto right into my palm.
It's idiots like these that cause need for fps rules."
If I were you I'd keep something handy to shove down the barrel :P
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