Well holy shit on a ham sandwich! What do we have here? I never thought this possible! I thought I'd have a better chance of seeing Michael Jackson in a willing, sexually active relationship with an adult woman than what I'm witnessing here. I still can't quite believe my eyes...
ASC members are being polite, respectful, and incredibly helpful to a noob that asks a bunch of questions that are already answered in the FAQs and guides. You guys are really rolling out the red carpet rather than pulling the welcome mat out from under a noob. How can this be?
Oh yeah, I guess the fact that the said noob has breasts makes all the difference in the world. Had a male (or non-gender-disclosed) noob shown up in here asking the same questions (and they have MANY times in my brief 3 months here) without reading the FAQs, they would have had Greylocks sicked on them, been raked across the coals multiple times, and been torn about 7 new assholes by now. And holy crap, with a comment like "
just to make this easier on me and not make me look through old threads" would normally be greeted by an angry mob with torches and pitchforks. Wow.... what a difference it makes when a woman shows up!! It actually shows that ASC members actually have the capacity to be nice to noobs. Whoda thunk it? The mysteries of the universe never cease to amaze me...
Now that this is out of the way, welcome, Lindsey. Enjoy your stay. I'm sure you'll find this little online community quite informative and at times, entertaining.Seems like you have managed to avoid the "STFU AND GO READ N00B!!!" comments our new members tend to usually get hammered with. And as you've discovered, members here have the capacity to be quite helpful when they choose to be. Guess that's what happens when all the boys in the thread are drooling over the thought of a woman with a gun. lol
You say you served in the CF. Details please. I'm curious.