That is an interesting query indeed. How much to pay the pineapple crammer, do we go per cram, or perhaps an hourly wage or a salary? Hmmmm.
But for those who commit truly heinous crimes, the pineapple is replaced with a frozen durian that is deposited into the rectum while the durian is being spun at speeds of 200 RPM.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian