This dude looks like Greg Dupres, a local NB man who is on trial for Killing an elderly couple via decapitation, and fled to the border as an American Soldier Assassin Pilot. he claims his attorney is al-queda and that theres a super police patrol, no joke.
anyways something on topic. i see what you mean, these loadouts arent very intimidating at all. Its either because of the crapsoft, the fact their surrounded by chronicly malnutritioned In-yuashas and Yu-Gi-ohs or that their frail pale 96 pound bodys arent exactly "umbrella Corp Trooper material"