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Originally Posted by jackel
OK I am really impressed with my grenade. My girlfriend was in the washroom and I decided it would be a good time to test this sucker out! I opened the door yelled "FRAG OUT" and tossed the grenade in. I was rewarded with a large bang and the tinkly sound of hundreds of bbs bouncing off the walls. But what really impressed me about the grenade is it scared my girlfriend so much she started to cry! So it has passed the scare the sh!t out of the girlfriend test and is ready for the game test! :-D
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You have got to be fucking kidding me. Unless you're talking about your girlfriend in the past-tense, as in EX-girlfriend, you're the luckiest man alive. I know girls who would have beaten you to death for that. And they're the cute, little, benign ones. You're equally lucky she didn't take one of those in the eye.
I'm impressed with your resourcefulness and creativity, not so much impressed with your risk/benefit discrimination.
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