[damage]

I have a few.

-I opened my gearbox ang the spring guide sprung out and It almost missed the face of my wife for about 2inch.
-Swallowed 2 BB's. It was mixed in my cereal. I wondered how the heck a bb ended in my cereal but soon I realized I was plinking inside the living room and there's a entry hole on the side of the cereal box. Good thing it is "biodegradeble" BB's.
-got pissed on my enemies on the game because they dont call hit. I didnt wind up my Hi-cap.
-But what really is stupid is going to the game and when its about to start and your freaking battery just run out of juice and didnt bring any extra or back up aeg and tell yourself "What a day"