Lol. FF is my hero

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In further studies it has been confirmed that the moon DOES float around the earth.This took President Bush 1000 years (or how ever old he is...) to get the concept of small sphere orbit big sphere. This understood when he went to a nascar race and watched as the little cars went around the track.He has been high on LSD and looked at the middle circle and pictured it as an earth and his vision was so messed that the cars looked like little moons.
Untill now all concepts of the Moon orbiting theory have been dubbed 'Black Majik'(so to spell in Bush Speak)untill this recent discover.If only he found this out earlier then so manypeople wouldn't have been burned at the stake.