While I love satire and view it as the height of cynical humour, I must be the one to point out that this is the newbie tank, where newbies can go to ask any questions they want, no matter how dumb we think it is. It was the intent of this subforum to provide a place where they can ask questions without being flamed.
That being said, PM me and I'll tell you how to buy pop in the US and get it across the border.
