[Brian McIlmoyle]

Ok.. like guys.. I think something bad has happened.. and it's all your fault..

I did everything you guys said to do.. and it has not worked.

I think you are all retarded.. and don't know what you are talking about.

My brother stopped moving .. or making any noises.. some time last night..I think he's dead.. I moved him to his bed.. so my mom would not find out.. But this morning.. she went to wake him up for school..

And she totally freaked out on me.. I mean FREAKED ... she called the ambulance ... and now the police are here .. None of you mentioned that soft drinks are illegal... none of you mentioned that Minors should not be having them or using them... Now I find out that kids should not drink that stuff.. actually the police told me NO ONE SHOULD... ( I did not point out that obviously my Mom drinks the stuff all the time .. why would she have it ? ) I did not want the Cop to take her away.. so I just shut up..

So .. I pretty much feel like this whole thing is all your fault.. you are all jerks .. and told me the wrong thing to do.. and now I'm in big trouble..

I can't believe that all I asked for was a little advice about what soft drinks are good.. and it looks like I could now end up in jail.. for something that is totally not my fault.. you guys told me what to do.. I figured that at least some of you were experts.. and knew the right information...

Hey .. does anyone know what "administering a Noxious substance" means?