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Sorry, but I must have missed the "two different perspectives" one can be considering while being approached by an individual armed with a knife. I mean, usually my Jedi powers let me instantly determine an individual's intent, but sometimes I have to rely on my fall-back magic 8-ball. One good shake, and it can tell me if this guy's gonna kill me or just rob me and then let me go, or maybe slit my throat just for shits and giggles.
My subscription to Popular Ninjitsu is also expired, so I'll leave the martial arts mastery to someone else. I don't like getting stabbed all that much, and even if I do manage to pull off some kind of Chuck Norris move, which is fucking unlikely, I'm probably gonna get skewered anyway.
Last edited by MadMorbius; January 12th, 2012 at 20:45..
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