[Sasha]

This one time I was creeping through the bushes when I tripped over some rusty iron girders, broke a mag and was limping for days. The only redeeming facts were that no-one saw and I didn't get tetnis.

An even better one that thankfully didn't happen to me was when we were playing a 'secret agent' game, where we had everybody standing around like retarded camp guards while two 'secret agents' tried to take us all out without getting seen.

Short story: one of the agents was spotted and killed and then his team-mate spotted him on his way to the spawn and lit him up in the nuts.

At 400fps.

From 10 feet away.