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Old September 28th, 2009, 16:34   #1
Killbucket
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Citrus Heights, CA
Granny's Mad at Those Peckers Again

I can tell it's the Fall when my 74-yr old Mother in Law comes by, to borrow a sub-machinegun.

If I was a WoodPecker, I'd be shakin' in my WoodBoots.

She calls me on the phone "Darn pecker's r at the house again! I shot off one of the gutters with the .410. Rain's are comin' you got somethin to scare em off with, without making holes in the roof?"

"C'mon down I'll fix you up"
I gave her the two-year old Aftermath Broxa, a GIANT NIMH cell pack, a charger, and a few thousand rounds of easy-to-see-flying white .28gr ammo.

Must be working for her, because I'd HEAR about it if it wasn't...
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