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Save Canadian Airsoft, Join Dan's Kids
I'd rather light a candle than curse the darkness so I'm inviting you all to join Dan's Kids. It's a grassroots program that's simple enough for anyone to follow.
All you need to do is put a jar on your dresser and every time you shoot someone in a game drop a toonie in after the game. When those jars are all full to bursting across the country we'll start phase two. All those jars will go towards paying for a Telethon. That's right I'll be up there just like Jerry Lewis showing the world Canada's secret shame. You'll help me find poster boys in our ranks to show what happens when grown men are forced to spend too much money on toy guns. All the horror and meltdowns of the ASC trash bin will be on live TV along with testimonials from other countries where Airsoft is legal. You know where those folks are, living in the parents basement, no hopers who's self esteem is being irreparably damaged by the lack of easy access to phallic symbols. These are human rights we are being denied. Did you know that in the cesspool of crime to the South of us that anyone can buy an AEG for virtually pennies? Is that fair? No! Did you know that in England municipal governments will give young men financial grants to buy kit? That's right; it's so accepted as an afterschool activity like football or hockey that chav kids are running around in free Blackhawk Down loadouts. Is that fair to have Canadians running around in Sears Active Wear camo, our Canadian laws came from the same root! Why must we suffer? We'll board up all the McDonalds and turn them into CQB houses; we'll have music class replaced with IPSC. Anyone who laughed at us will pay (whoops, phase five, getting ahead of myself). We'll show them all, and here's the real trick to this. While the politicians can't make a dent in homelessness or cancer they'll be able to right this wrong with the stroke of a pen. My plan cannot fail. Join now all you need is a jar beside your bed and some loose change. You have the power. If you are not with me you hate Airsoft! |
Wow, talk about initiative...
It's interesting and very ambitious to say the least. Good luck! |
uhmm.......
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is this a joke?
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I seriously hope so
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ITT: People that are too serious for the internet.
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Finally an initiative to save Canadian airsoft that's well thought out and can't fail.
Well done. |
lmao, I doubt it works.... higher chance it media would refuse to tell or corruption in the money towards to someone's gain
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We've gotten by alright so far. I say roll with what we got. Not that it wouldn't be a bad thing not having to hide our love for airsoft from the world. But in the end i think we Canadians have a much greater appreciation for the sport then many other countries who take it for granted.
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I'm going to shortlist everyone who posts in this thread as a candidate to appear on the telethon.
Not sure how I'll thin out the herd, maybe let everyone loose in a field a la "The Most Dangerous Game". Might even swing a game show out of this before we're done,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
Hmm.. Me thinks my posts intention may have slipped by, even with my name.
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Send all money to me so i can gather it up
And buy another PTW. |
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VIVA LA RESISTANCE |
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Excellent, I'll start drinking now. |
I feel my REAL guns are in more danger then my toy guns.
I don't hear idiot's calling to ban all airsoft every week, but I do when it comes to my handguns. |
a toonie every time i shoot some one ....
good thing i cant hit anyone.... |
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You folks keep this up and I'll have to make a picture of the day calender with all the interest.
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seriously, I won't trust any 1 on this. Not over the internet. Sure it's a cause who involve us all, but... won't work that way
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Love it if things were simple like this...
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I'll do that, and in the end, just buy myself a bag off BB's at the end of the season. :P
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How much money do you need and where do i send it to ?
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We'll need millions but no need to send anything yet, you just keep it at home on your dresser, then when new reports are speaking a mysterious toonie shortage coast to coast we'll start phase two.
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I'd make more money turning in my empties at the beer and wine lol. Interesting idea though.
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I'd say so lol. Except I drink Kokanee, I can't stand lucky. |
So its a battle of the toonies is it?...interesting weapon of choice.
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Let's full on derail this into beer. Tree Cuthroat pale ale tonight.
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LECH!
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I'm drinking a big friggin home made improvised recipe martini right now. 2 oz smirnoff rasberry vodka, 1 oz sour mix, 1 oz white vermouth, 1 oz bombay sapphire gin. I'll read this idea again when I'm less sober and I think it's gonna please me.
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I'm in.
For the booze and the Danke's idea. But for sure for the booze. |
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Samuel Adams Boston Lager. Always a good decision.
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US beer?
Rolling Rock, Henry Weinhards, New Belgium, and a ton on the East Coast, you just can't get it in 7-11. |
Im in! Finaly someone is doing something!
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You realize atleast 50 other people have done this exact same thing and it always leads goes down the same road? |
im 100% in...as long as i can be in the teleton im way in
what t.v station ? the teleton gona be on ? |
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