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Ok guys, what are the dumbest things you've done in the field? I think this forum needs a few laughs.

As for me, nearly setting a forest on fire with an oversized smoke bomb (5 lb of saltpeter mixed with 6 lb sugar, wrapped in tin foil)

Decided to do a tactical dive through a big piece of plastic pipe at Paintball Shitty. While it looked impressive on the entry I did a fast Super Mario Brothers slide through 1" deep of months old paintgoo accumulation ejaculating out the other end in a technicolour vomit of paintchoad and shell fragments into a barrage of abs pellets.

well I'm sure the other team thorougly enjoyed watching you do it :p

tossed my SR16 up in the air trying to be cool and ended up dropping it and having the upper receiver crack in 2

Thread over.

ftw?

that much salt peter is absolutely stupid to use in one bomb.... less tehn a cup produces a wonderful effect.

you won so hard, it ended the thread. You therefore win 1 (one) free internet.

Would have made the video of the year! :D

I forgot my canteen in respawn on a hot day once. Thats about as bad as I get.

I wont say who, but I can remeber a certain someone doing their chrono with a mag full of 0.12gs.

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... shut up TokyoSeven,... how was I to know?

*must remember to remove practice bb's from magazine next time*

Sounds quite artistic :p

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Thinking this would be an inexpensive way to get out, get in shape and meet people. Well, one out of three is...kinda shitty.

Lithium, if I told you I was trying to make a wall of smoke that would prevent anyone from coming up behind us, what would you say?

I'm amazed I haven't been flamed for this yet

wrapped my AK105 in a towel and used it to shoot a GIANT MOTHER FUCKING PRE-HISTORIC SIZED SPACE HORNET that managed to get into my apartment.

I shot that shit with full auto, damn it.


does that count?

edit: I should have taken a picture. Once I stunned it and got in the middle of my living room I tore into it with my high-cap for about 10 seconds and it was still flinching.

Man, It was like an inch and a half long.

mmmmm Ak105...

nah, I wouldn't want to get close to it either

don't get too excited. It's just a cyma 031.

To it's credit, aside from the lower receiver and the furniture. The externals are excellent. You'd think you could really pass it off as the real thing.

Funny that the sling I bought with it broke when my girlfriend tried to pose with it because the damn gun is too heavy.

I have a video somewhere when it happened.

i hear you buddy. pest control with airsoft guns is ...is....just ..... i can't describe it in words, you'd have to try it one day and you will know the sheer pleasure.

btw its great way for stress relief and venting your steam.

031s aren't too bad. I'd love to get one..

shot a huge ass spider with it just the other day.

Point blank.

I can't find the remainings of that spider.

Aint it an AK-74M then? the AK-105 uses even straighter mags.

Ditto except with a 500fps .22cal pellet gun. Bouncing pellets hurt.

straighter mags? ... Really? Fark.. I need some.

WHOOPS. NVM. The AK105 is just a short AK-74M. I was thinking of the 101 in 5.56 nato.

Sorry.

That's EXACTLY why I hate poorman's chrono.

anyways, my stupidest thing I've ever done was in Paintball actually.

it was like 3 years ago when I just first started playing... I just ran like hell and proned down taking a fallen tree as cover and oh jeez! There were like 4 guys on me shooting and I just had to keep my head down the whole time. All I did was just blind fire through the whole thing. with all the paintballs blowing up in front of me constantly, it looked pretty cool though.

Then it isn't a AK105. Now I am confused. I doubt it is a AK-74M because the mag is straighter. Unless I am stupid.
(I don't use the mag it came with anyway so I use AK47 real caps)

Then its a 103, uses AK-47 mags in 7.62.
With the mag it came with, it would be a 74M.

This is why Tokyo Mauri's are bad.

There is a chance a Asian giant hornet will climb out of your gearbox and eat you and your family.

I got lost at the LZ.............go ask the guys about that one that were there. still don't know how I managed out that far eesh.

Yah I wish I could do that to stop the god damned Seagulls from crapping all over my parade square, one of our instructors almost go dive bombed, and a few students did get hit. I hate birds. It's talking all of my being to not do it.

Though as far as funny stuff, while I was on a field ex with the army I had a glow stick blow up all over me. Least to say I wasn't on sentry duty that night. I was the human glow stick.

Back at one of my first games, I did a really cool looking baseball slide from a full sprint down into brush to avoid BB fire. When I got up I realized that I tore a 3 inch hole in the groin/gooch area of my pants.

this thread is still alive? Jesus

three inches is nothing
imagine from the end of the zipper to the start where ur crack begins

Tearing a gash from waist to ankle on my pants while running down the side of a hill, tripping at the bottom while accidentally hitting the mag-release on my m4 and the mag flying out and smoking another player in the groin. Second most stupid moment is having the drop on six guys and not hosing them because the saftey was on. Can't be too safe.

this past sunday at FR (First and only game for me so far)
Fader was hit, so i tried to go heal him following white knight, when I tripped on a pile of braches/vines/real bendy twigs, got smacked with about 25 bbs in the hand, and nearly fell into faders lap.

I was on the cliff side getting ready to walk the safe way down. As i began to turn the entire cliff face gave out at my feet. I then slid/bounced off of 20 meters of cliff. When I hit the ground a huge rock landed on my ankle. God thing I had my aircast on or my ankle would have been fucked.

yeah... I've tried to forward roll before while holding an A&K M4 S-System... Scope got caught on something on the way around, but the scope, mounts, and rails, were all full metal, so weakest part - the plastic upper receiver just snapped. And it wasnt mine!!! Can you say "my bad?" And once at a game near chicago I was up on top of a small building sniping, and I needed to move to the building adjacent to me. You can guess what I did... Thinking of spider man, I slung my L96 on my back, and in an amazing display of girl power, made it a good 3/4 of the way to the other building. My L96 has had barrel wobble issues ever since, but my back's never really forgiven me. I got a bunch of mags, water bottle, and my rife jammed up into me, as I landed on my back, and I had all my shit strapped to me. Hindsight is 20/20, but I still cannot figure out why I didnt just climb down and relocate. If not to save my back, it would have at the very least been more stealthy. I guess it would have looked really badass. Like spiderman...