Delete your account
 

Hey, I can't find the thread for that so if somebody can help me to remove my account that will be great!
thx

Just stop logging in.

We dont delete accounts here, ever.

If you dont want to be here;
There is no point in deleting the account.

You're ASC for life!

We don't like you either.

Maybe he NEEDS to delete it. Its like crack he just cant stop airsofting and airsoft related stuff. His friends and family have confronted him about his "problem" but as hard as he tries to stop his ASC account is always there lurking in dark laneways tryin to push the next hit of airsoft on him. Hes gotta get off the stuff and the only way he can think is to remove the source of his addiction lol.

ASC is SOX compliant.

could always try committing infractions till Admins ban you...or that thread where you get banned for posting, thats always fun.

You guys sucks!

Yea I always wondered, why doesn't ASC have an option to delete their account? Lots of names could be used by people that actually come on here.

change your password to a random string of characters. then forget them.

Really!? That's the only option!?

Deleteing accounts on a forum can lead to all kinds of issues with orphaned posts. Too much of a pain to deal with. Delete all you person info change the email address to a bogus one and then change the password to a random string.

Miles post in the "bann me thread" ask for 25 years.

problem solved

There is that, and because of the trader rating system we have, people deleting their old accounts that had bad trader ratings and making a fresh new ones to wipe away their past is just something we do not want to deal with.

Why do you want your account removed anyways?

when i'm elected dictator, this will be on my to do list

http://www.airsoftcanada.com/showthread.php?t=120203

post there and ask for 25 years.

Give me a solid reason to "delete" your account and I'll make it disappear faster than a college girl's morals during spring break in Daytona Beach.


(* EMT'ing me $25 also constitutes a solid reason)

The reason is simple. I don't play anymore, I don't have any airsoft equipements with me and for personnal reason, I have to put money on something important. Is that ok?

Just don't log in.

Dude, whats the big deal?

So how is this account currently negatively affecting your life so much that it needs to be gone...

http://www.airsoftcanada.com/showthread.php?t=120203
Just post there, call madmorbius something super offending, and then ask for 25 years of ban.

The ASC Ban Me thread is not your personal account deleter. :P

being banned for a extended period of time is just as good as having an account deleted.

:D

Logging off and not logging back on is just as good as being banned.

Isn't the Ban Me Thread like Beetlejuice, and by invoking it three times you summon the hammer upon yourself?

It wasn't but it will be now.

OH SNAP!

will power!
Miles seems to have none!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aUn3KFRYUm...illpower01.jpg ?

http://i.imgur.com/8aCkav2.png

http://i.imgur.com/UhZLu8o.png

Holy fuck! I just want to be deleted!!!

???

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Job done!

In a similar vein, any of the solutions provided within this video will also solve this users ASC Ailment. While the problems cited in the video are different, the solutions are transferable and will generate the desired results.

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Welcome to the Hotel California. You can drop by anytime, but you can never leave.

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be deleted

Delete me you dickfucker!!! If I have to insult somebody than I will!

Cobrajr122 I just want to do the job properly. Every website or company should have a place where we can go in and out easily

This won't work now, because now it's just funny.

Don't worry bro, your account is now "deleted".
Move along :)

I still haven't received the EMT, wanna double check the email address and make sure you didn't typo? :P

We are not a business, nor is there a reason for your account to be deleted.

Just stop logging in.

If you want to donate to wounded warrior through our name change thread, I'm sure we can think up a creative name to change your account to, and you can change the password to something by mashing on the keyboard... then you cant log in anymore.
;)

Wanted to be funny and change his username to deleted and its already taken. Sad day then he could be deleted.

Maybe we could delete Deleted and change Miles' name to Deleted.

What if his girlfriend is using his account and is trying to pry him away from Airsoft?

Then he can EMT $25 as a token of gratitude for having his back.

I like that solution , appeals to my warped sense of fairplay

All this hilarity, who the hell would WANT to delete their account? If I'm ever sad, I just come on here. I get laughs from stuff like this, then sadness again from all the shit I see for sale that I can't afford ;_;

This is the beginning of a big fuckin joke. Delete me somebody! And drake, I Will never give you cash for what is supposed to be free

ASC is like crack, once you taste a bit you can't stop.

Who ever said having your account removed from a private website is free? Especially when the website does not normally offer that service.

Deleting your account IS free. Getting a staff member to care enough to actually do it requires some motivation, however.

But if it makes you feel any better, consider your account to be "in the deletion queue." Please allow 6 to 8 years for processing.

Hey cobrajr, that's why I say WEBSITE. I know this is not Ã* business!

6-8 years!?? What about now!? Jesus fuck

Clear your history, take ASC out of your bookmarks, exercise some self-control. Thats your deletion dude.

This pretty much sums up my reaction to this awesome thread:

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DELETE THIS!!

I doubt he is talented enough to mash on the keyboard twice and get the same keystroke sequence. lol

http://24.media.tumblr.com/330ac207c...rlhgo2_400.gif

STOP LOGGING IN

Express service is $25. Dude you need to pay attention moar.

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Get it done sucka coma!!!!!!

Its 5 pm on a Friday night, bro. And according to you I won't be getting squat. So I think you're SOL.



Have a great weekend! :D

Mash into notepad, copy pasta in both password fields, don't save the notepad doc.

I do it a lot for my server passwords, accept I do save the word doc :P

I won't lie, the human stupidity never fails to entertain me.

Getting a beer....

oh god oh god OH GOD ! my evening is set... I'm gonna grab a beer and follow that thread for the laugh. BEST. EVENING. POSSIBLE.

Pasta is too easy a password... ;)

But there is potential he has a photographic memory and may remember it to get sucked back into the ASC black hole we call home. lol

Miles, PM me your password. I'll change your password for you and promise to never tell you, ever.

This thread will make for a comical weekend

Well, why have to be deleted? Would banned forever work as well?

I think its clear by now he's pretty much ban-proof (for the weekend at least)

Hmmmm poor guy , i think ill try something for him. Ill try to NOT laugh of him XD

Drake, you've gone soft or know it'll make for a fun weekend.

So what happens if you periodically unban him? Will he come whining back complaining still? Hahaha!!

Banning him would just put the entertainment value down the toilet right now.

Timing is critical.

Made a '' how to get asc account deleted '' on youtube. Heres for you guys to enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Everyone wants to know why you want to be deleted!

Maybe I want to be deleted too. Maybe there is some sort of benefit to being deleted that Miles_h knows and we don't...

see what happens when you try and Rick Roll ASC?

Let that be a lesson to all you youngins.

It messes up user id#'s used for PMs, quick link lists and so on.

It allows you to access wholesale prices for AEG's, GBB's and various airsoft products.

Oh and since none of the other admins did I deleted something for you Miles_H, I deleted your age verification!!!!!


And I may or may not have provided your email to some friendly guys in Nigeria who think they are related to you and want to share some inheritance....... Just because you called us all dicks.

Instead of deleting him, you could use an Eraser;)
http://www.airsoftcanada.com/picture...pictureid=5755

I once had a cookie and ran out of milk.

It was the sadest day of all non-milk days.

feel you bro... must have been a really shitty day. Was it an Oreo ? If it was... you must be a tough motherfucker.. I would not have survived an Oreo without milk.

Why is being rick rolled such a bad thing.. I like that song.

I like that song too lol

I'm certain there's a circle of hell where it plays in loops non-stop.

Or worse; could be that Banana Phone song :D

I like Banana Phone

Yeah it's not bad, but not in an eternal-looped way :O

not sure if that qualify as a rainbow ring tone but thinking now that I listened to the whole song
don't ever want to go to a bar that that's playing in
I retract my vote

next time we do a team waterboarding training we can try a loop of both and see which is worse

IN !

Hope you get your $25 mate cause I just had his girlfriend.

Wait, what? He's banned right?

This forum needs a 'Like' button for posts...

Seconded.

PFUDOR on the 10 hour youtube limit should kill most things with hearing.

95 posts and I still don't know why he so desperately needs the account thrown into the fires of Mordor.

Did you guys change his avatar as well. Smooth. I like the cut of your jib!
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/iDPwBN_IKxs/m...jpg?feature=og

We may not have deleted his account, but we'll make him wish we had! ...you know, more than when he first asked us to.

What did you do? Did you restrict his posting abilities from all forums? Did you lock him out of this thread? Did you automatically subscribe his account to every thread on ASC so he gets email notifications whenever anyone posts anywhere, forever?

I like that last idea.