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lukeseandavies October 29th, 2010 19:56

Most embrassing thing you have done?
 
So guys :) what is the most embrassing thing you have done in airsoft? Two things come to mind for me was. My first ever day of playing airsoft, I started taking fire and couldn't make it over the bridge. I decided to try and jump a river yep i didn't make it and it was more mud than water. My second one was, We finally got our whole team to make a charge and cover more ground (roughly 40 players on each side) And i was known for my throwing arm. I was given 2 "flashbang grenades" and 1 smoke grenade, The final flash was the signal to attack, So i threw the first flash and the smoke, But when i went to throw the last one, It hit a tree very close to us, landed near 10 of us and went off ): the attack didn't go well.

Spawn28 October 29th, 2010 20:18

I was shot right in the tip of the dick by a sniper at the LZ walking in the wide open Hurt like a MFer after 5 mins of yelling for a medic i went over to his general direction as to not give his position away and yelled nice shot thanks for not shooting me in the face!

But yeah unfortunatly about 5 people saw me get hit

lukeseandavies October 29th, 2010 20:30

Lol ;D that sucks. I've never been hit there before. My time will come. I think another embrassing one for me is charging fowards to a small bunker reaching it and finding out my last full mag had fallen out my gun and i had no pistol );

Barbie October 29th, 2010 20:54

My first game with an AEG, in CQB!!! I was firing at this guy... i had a mp5 full auto, he had a pistol... we shot back and forth, and somehow, the bugger was not calling his hits... While i'm shooting at him, he popped out the doorway and shot me right in the chest.... i was really mad, called my hit and went to spawn... man people are cheaters... then, a few min after, he walks up to me at the spawn and tell me my gun aint firing... For sure it is... Oh... nothing... how come??? Oh yah... *wynd* *wynd* damn hicaps....

lukeseandavies October 29th, 2010 21:05

Haha. we've all done that! Worst thing to happen is when a newbie tells you );

Pinard October 29th, 2010 21:13

one of my first game with my team...I was looking for some tangos to shoot at...them some one came in my sight. The only thing I did was: hey guys...contact at noon, 25m away. got an answer: good, then I asked: permission to open fire (noob call) they answered back: well...just shoot him dude thats your fking goal ! me: ah...yeah...(...) tango down

so yeah...I asked permission to shoot when it was totally obvious...meh

lukeseandavies October 29th, 2010 21:18

That's quite a big fail. I have to say i've never asked permission to fire i just lit them up :)

Diabolic Tyrant October 29th, 2010 21:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Contractor 6-8 (Post 1340830)
one of my first game with my team...I was looking for some tangos to shoot at...them some one came in my sight. The only thing I did was: hey guys...contact at noon, 25m away. got an answer: good, then I asked: permission to open fire (noob call) they answered back: well...just shoot him dude thats your fking goal ! me: ah...yeah...(...) tango down

so yeah...I asked permission to shoot when it was totally obvious...meh

You realize that airsoft is a GAME right? This isn't Afghanistan :P

lukeseandavies October 29th, 2010 21:27

Maybe he thought he was in afghan :P Still a pretty big fail though. But not the worst ;D keep them coming lads. At 2:27am this is pretty funny ;D

Evans October 29th, 2010 21:30

I was playing in Laser Trek (the indoor arena here in Calgary) and my team had split into two spearheads and we were attacking on the far sides of the arena. My job was to run over to the other team and tell them we were going to attack when somebody screamed out the codeword.

So I was running over there in a u-fashion and it turns out that SOMEHOW an enemy had snuck past our offensive teams and was waiting at a chokepoint. He heard me coming (god damned high caps) and hid on a tight corner. I came running around the corner. There he was, crouched, poking his knife in my general direction. Unlucky for me, I am tall. He stabbed me directly in the crotch with his rubber knife. Oh boy. We were laughing about it a couple minutes after the pain stopped.

chickenman October 29th, 2010 21:32

I was peeing in the woods in a safe zone and got a .30 from a sniper on my dick...he thought I was reloading and that I was in the game zone...yelled to death...I never pissed in a game after that

lukeseandavies October 29th, 2010 21:45

What is it with canadians with getting hit in the man jewels!? but ouch to both of you. And chickenman he musta beena good shooter to hit a target so small ;) Muahah :3

chickenman October 29th, 2010 21:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukeseandavies (Post 1340863)
What is it with canadians are getting hit in the man jewels!? but ouch to both of you. And chickenman he musta beena good shooter to hit a target so small ;) Muahah :3

he didn't have a scope! :rolleyes: in fact, his own scope got broken by one of my teamates firing at him
and it's true! I still want to kill that guy anytime!

lukeseandavies October 29th, 2010 21:49

:') good shot though i would have at least gave him a high five :D

chickenman October 29th, 2010 21:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukeseandavies (Post 1340866)
:') good shot though i would have at least gave him a high five :D

in the face or in the nuts? :D

lukeseandavies October 29th, 2010 21:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by chickenman (Post 1340867)
in the face or in the nuts? :D

Which ever one you want :)

HeadlessChicken October 29th, 2010 22:18

I went through a whole game at TTAC3 getting hit in the nads 4 times...and yes I counted, its hard not to after getting hit in that area more then 2x per game. That wasn't a good night for me.

My most embarrassing moment was at Eco's CQB training course day 1 at CQB PB outdoors. Us trainees were gonna storm Eco's hold on the upper level of the church but I figured would be best to soften them up with my timed grenade. Pulled the pin, tossed it up, I tried throwing it with a bit of an angle to get it over the rail/wall on the side of the staircase...well it actually went straight as in straight up and straight down. Didn't TK anyone thankfully but I could imagine what the Eco guys on the 2nd level saw.

AngelusNex October 29th, 2010 22:31

Gotta say, I have never been shot in the nuts, quite happy about that too. Never really had any embarrassing moments playing airsoft either, aside from a few trips and fall/rolls down hills that end up with me in the prone position shooting back.

Brayden October 29th, 2010 23:03

well, myself aswell-

A worn out pair of BDU pants missing some buttons, awkward lying down position and a Ak 47

Stung like normal but wasn't a large deal besides the initial fact.

Steven October 29th, 2010 23:04

Paintballers came to what we know as the "crackshack". They watched for a minute as we finished up our game, so knowing it was ending soon, i started advancing more than typically would be safe(might as well get out there and have fun, ending anyways right?)

But i failed to see a rope on the ground, so as i sprint towards the house, my foot gets caught up in the rope, face plant, and end up snapping my AK's folding stock in front of them all.

Strelok October 29th, 2010 23:12

RPS, Ripped pants syndrome.

Basically, saw an enemy coming, crouched down in the tall grass.

"Rriiiiippppp"

cooney October 29th, 2010 23:20

Magazine fell out of my pouch, hit the ground and I heard a spring noise and the bbs fell out of the mag and stupid me thinking it was a grenade so I called out. I asked who threw a grenade and then I realize my dumbness.

I ran into a small building door with my M16 in my front of my body, like my friend said, it's now a folding stock M16 :/.

Assault Pioneer October 29th, 2010 23:46

not so much embarrassing and I felt bad after doing this

first GBBR I had, the WE/awss kac open bolt pdw long version, well apperently they shoot ALOT hotter than the what WE states as the fps.

hot day, either june or july can't remember, first game with the pdw, filled up the mag's with .25 Bastards and propane, then went off to socialize with the common people, leaving the mag's out in the baking hot sun on the hood of my tuxedo black truck, and it was a fuckin HOT day out there too, one guy went home early due to heat stroke and people were racing through water faster than ammo. those mag's were COOKING! no chrono that day but god know's how hot I was shooting!

I took the initiative and went on a poking mission into an area we knew the enemy was in but because it was very dense wood and very high underbrush we only had a general clue where they were, hoping that they had the same idea about us I grabbed a newb and we swung around the left. sure enough in a nam style tall grass clearing there were three of them, pop pop pop all down, the distinctive and loud report of my gun followed by three hit calls was glorious, only guy rocking a gbbr I felt awesomely badass.

I was too pre occupied with the tango's I got the jump on straight ahead I forgot I was in what essentially was the jungle and was standing fully upright. obvously, from the noise of my gun everyone else knew exactly where I was and not 4 or 5 feet another bugger who was hiding in the grass popped his head out and fired at me, pop! pop! gas gun, both round's missed. In the panick forgetting that this is airsoft and not real combat I returned fire immediatly and furiously to put the motherfucker down before he could dead me, instinct.

well I shot the poor guy eleven times, with .25 bastards, from 4 feet away (like I could read the logo's on his gun), with a gbbr who was cooking in the hotass sun all day. I got him all over but one round hit him in the cheek and cut it open another hit directly in the flat part of his forehead above and between his eye's. This is what I found out later

he called his hit and I took a hit from somewhere else (thanks newb for not covering my ass that was your only job...) and called mine and we walked out of the wood's in opposite directions. later in the day an admin called me out and said people were complaining about my gun and it's power, that I also fucked up another player's face and that the admin is going to have to take a look at it after the game.... thats when all the rules on MED and gbbr's getting insane fps when they get hot all rushed back into me head... oh fuck! I've been using this thing like a little brush gun shooting people at pretty damn close range thinking it was a cheapo mp5 (it's unavoidable, brush make's for 5 foot visibility max you essentially fought with your hearing)

so I stayed in the rear the rest of the sim and found that fuck! I've got a DMR in my hand's that shoot's about as far as a tanaka k98, I out ranged and took out the the enemy teeams sniper who was using a highly upgraded VSR, he shot at me, his round dropped at me feet, I took one shot at him, he jumped a little and called his hit! this thing was like a laser beam

towards the end of the game I ran into the guy I shot earlier, we were both splayed out prone in the tall grass again, someone else got him, he was the last bad guy in that immediate are so I stood upright. through the bushes he asked me if the admin had talked to me about my gun I said ya sorry about that, he said whatever just to remember next time, then he stepped out of the brush a little and I saw his face... FUCK! I mangled him! HUUUUUGGGEEE! ass bleeding welt on his forehead it legit looked like the flesh was about to rot off his face! his cheek was all cut open fuck! that shit ain't gonna go away for a loooong time! he was fucked up!

I felt very guilty, and emberrassed, for about the med and the visciousness of gbbr's on hot day's and I ended up uglifying someone for it.... very sad :( I think back though, eveyone I shot that day cried out in pain a little, the guy a mashed didn't even flinch and was as quiet as a mouse, he just calmly called his hit like normal... tough bugger

I then switched up tactics and turned to sniper mode, treated it exactly like a sniper rifle and had a great time, semi-auto sniping was great I ended up dominating the rest of the game, a one man firing squad! people started targeting me by the sound of my gun, but the only thing that took me out was running out of mag's and having to refill on propane.

last round I caught a guy out in the open thinking he was all ninja trying to flank my fireteam, stuck my head out of the grass just enough to get a bead on the guy, all I could see was his head. Offering some head protection he was wearing a metal WWII us army helmet, perfect! so I shot him right in the face. His head recoiled back like he was shot by a real bullet and he whimpered a little, choked on his tongue and called his hit, the little chubby italian oddly found it to be totally hilarious and was very proud of the welt left on his face and made many jokes and laughed. I apologised a bunch of times and acted all emberrassed like I didn't mean to and my hopup must be going loose blah blah blah but seeing his head whiplash back like that was just too awesome to feel anything bad about I tried so hard not to laugh when I took that shot it will be forever one of my favorite airsoft games I've ever played

Short Round October 30th, 2010 02:03

Terminator game, Colin is a terminator. He was just walking around with a knife, so I went up to him and asked him if he was going to use his gun..... He drew his pistol on me faster then lightning and took me out immediately as I tried to dash down a hill.

Barbie October 30th, 2010 02:10

And yes, lets not forget... CQB again... Night game... Go to kick a sliding door shut... But there was leftover paintball goo on the floor... Did the split, limped for 3 months... As a waitress, not a good thing... Especially when you have to cover 3 stories, good thing it was a "nouvelle-france" restaurant, cause i was limping like the huntchback of notre-dame!!! I know, i know, not the same era, but you get the point...

Edit: Duh... Where are my manners... Here is the "YouTube - BARBIE DOES THE SPLIT!!!"

lukeseandavies October 30th, 2010 08:56

Tut tut shooting a hot gun. Shame on you! And i've never attempted to kick a door purely because the site i play at has no doors :P And i just remembered another embrassing part for me was, there was a bridge and i decided i was going to flank it and try to take them from a blindside, So there i was being all sneaky got the bridge to people in prone instead of attempting to shoot them, I said please dont shoot me they didnt listen and just shot me to many times for me to remember it hurt :(

chickenman October 30th, 2010 09:56

ohh, I remember this one, I was at an old factory doing CQB when suddenly the ceiling fell on me...it was hard, I got like 25 stiches for that thing, and..I didn't realized that I was bleeding, so I finished the game on like if nothing happened...

lukeseandavies October 30th, 2010 10:01

It fell on you? O: that's gotta hurt

sirtaco27 October 30th, 2010 17:13

I was playing right after it had snowed and was getting my hands all wet when I dropped my gun. whoopsedaisy I thought to myself, put on some gloves. dropped it again. fuck. Put on a sling. It snaps and my gun falls again. goddamnit. Get a new sling, keep going. Start shooting at 2 guys 50 feet away and I go prone. One calls his hits and I try rushing the other guy. My gun slips for the final time that day and I drop-kick the gun into the guy I was rushing with my size 16 boots and nearly broke my foot and my gun. The other guy was so surprised he gave me my gun and told me to run away as fast as I could before he knifed my ass(he had a 8 in. knife).

Amos October 30th, 2010 17:45

A few stories:

Stalked a group of 4 people for about 4 minutes while relaying all their info to my team over the radio... When they were focused on something else, I rushed out of the bushes with my pistol (no way I could hit all 4 of 'em with my VSR before they saw me and laced into me)... They hear me coming crashing through the bush... I aim and pull the trigger..... The safety is on. :(

Stalked another group of 3 for well over an hour getting info and waiting for the perfect shots...

I get 'em lined up in the open standing one right next to each other with both of them roughly 4-5 seconds away from cover..

I line up the first shot...

...



....



....

Team mate rushes in and laces both of them in one auto burst :(

lukeseandavies October 30th, 2010 19:48

Epic fail for both of you :3 But sirtaco27 i would have just walked back slowly. Then lit him up ^_^

Ross November 1st, 2010 01:58

During one of my first indoor cqb games. In one smooth motion, I reached for my pistol, got it caught on my vest, ripped my velcro vest off on one side while pulling my hand up and somehow managed to shoot myself in the chin with it. No one saw. I was ashamed none the less.

ShelledPants November 1st, 2010 02:13

I've ran into a couple of door ways at full tilt. I don't think anyone saw it for the speed, but I'm sure most people heard it: I literally went horizontal and spun a good 90 degrees both times. Clearing buildings with gravel as a base is hard.

pusangani November 1st, 2010 02:17

Playing CQB at the old Area 51 paintball field, running up the stairs into the ufo and slipping and falling on my back, my ak's top cover pops off and the bolt and stick battery both go flying, then the 2 teammates that were running behind me run in and fall on top of me.

Had to sit out a few rounds to recover and put my gun back together, major fail lol

Boris the Blade November 1st, 2010 22:35

Ever yell mercy and have your mag drop out? Fun times!

Donster November 1st, 2010 22:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boris the Blade (Post 1342177)
Ever yell mercy and have your mag drop out? Fun times!

that is fucking epic!

Janus November 2nd, 2010 00:00

I charged the objective armed with a hockey stick in CQB.

I'm not sure it was embarassing, but I got lit up by about 6 guys who all decided to open fire all at once. As you guessed it...nut shots.

mr_nuts31 November 2nd, 2010 00:11

two words: no pants

Assault Pioneer November 2nd, 2010 00:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr_nuts31 (Post 1342212)
two words: no pants

one word: pics

THEnub November 2nd, 2010 01:49

Haha, most embarrassing thing that happened to me was at the latest game. There are three bad guys camped out at the end of the road, and I'm sitting just out of reach from their fire with friendlies behind me wasting their BB's.

So I decide to cut through the woods to the side of the path while they're distracted by my buds, and get to roughly 20-30 feet away from them, still hidden. I loaded a Midcap into my SCAR as I was moving into position.

The time comes, I pop out, pull the trigger, and the distinctive *nothing is coming out of the barrel* sound occurs. The three bad guys stood there for a second and we stared at each other in total disbelief...before they unloaded their mags on me...

Cause of my misfire? I hadn't pushed the mag up enough into the well. Well, I'm ALWAYS doing a magtap after I reload from now on.

damage November 2nd, 2010 03:15

I dont have one but sharing my friends embarrasing moment at a airsoft gameday.

First.
Playing Mini Milsim. We were hiding in the bush and he was 10ft to my left then I heard him "enemy at my twelve approx. 80-100ft". I told him to take out the tango. A couple of burst then he starting to get pissed saying "motherfucker not calling his hit". I moved to his position to check who it was. I aimed my gun looked through my scope and I started laughing. Looked at him and said "it was a deer you idiot".

Second:
Different gameday. He was appointed in a different squad. After the game in the safe zone he was complaining about the "itch" in his neck and arms. Motherfucker got an the ugly rash. Then I looked at his boonie hat where he wrapped it with natural vegetation. Idiot didnt know he picked Poison Ivy.

He doesnt play anymore but everytime we go out and have beer and talk about airsoft. I always rub in his face what he did.

ChapelBL November 2nd, 2010 05:59

Not mine, but last game I played somebody went to throw a sound grenade into a building as they slid to the ground, managed to hit a tree with it instead of the building, and it bounced back to about 3 feet from where they were laying. Luckily it was a dud or someone's ears would STILL be ringing :D

HeadlessChicken November 2nd, 2010 17:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boris the Blade (Post 1342177)
Ever yell mercy and have your mag drop out? Fun times!

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...6/gunfuck2.gif

chickenman November 2nd, 2010 17:46

McKay Mmmmkay

pusangani November 2nd, 2010 17:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEnub (Post 1342235)
Haha, most embarrassing thing that happened to me was at the latest game. There are three bad guys camped out at the end of the road, and I'm sitting just out of reach from their fire with friendlies behind me wasting their BB's.

So I decide to cut through the woods to the side of the path while they're distracted by my buds, and get to roughly 20-30 feet away from them, still hidden. I loaded a Midcap into my SCAR as I was moving into position.

The time comes, I pop out, pull the trigger, and the distinctive *nothing is coming out of the barrel* sound occurs. The three bad guys stood there for a second and we stared at each other in total disbelief...before they unloaded their mags on me...

Cause of my misfire? I hadn't pushed the mag up enough into the well. Well, I'm ALWAYS doing a magtap after I reload from now on.

why wouldn't you have a mag in your gun to begin with?

Brayden November 2nd, 2010 18:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Assault Pioneer (Post 1342219)
one word: pics

... or it didn;t happen

THEnub November 2nd, 2010 18:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by pusangani (Post 1342512)
why wouldn't you have a mag in your gun to begin with?

You misunderstood. The mag was in (they're tight fits) it just wasn't 'locked' into place, ie, not high enough. All in all, it was only about 2-3mm low, but it was still enough to prevent the gun from feeding.

pusangani November 3rd, 2010 01:05

You said you loaded a midcap as you flanked the tangos, leading me to think your gun wasn't loaded up until that point, which is what I was getting at.

You also said your guys behind you were shooting and wasting their ammo, which suggested that you weren't shooting, so it didn't seem like you needed to reload, which is why I found it strange that you would load a mag as you were flanking if you didn't have a mag in there already, and if you didn't have a mag in there, that's why I asked that question.

lukeseandavies November 3rd, 2010 14:36

Haha xD

I remembered something really funny i saw. Me and my friend's were going back to the spawn and on the way back we saw this little fat kid lean up against a pallet, It fell he landed on it and the other team what got close just lit him up. One of the funniest things i have ever seen.

Am i a mean person for laughing? :(

AngelusNex November 3rd, 2010 14:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukeseandavies (Post 1343150)
Haha xD

I remembered something really funny i saw. Me and my friend's were going back to the spawn and on the way back we saw this little fat kid lean up against a pallet, It fell he landed on it and the other team what got close just lit him up. One of the funniest things i have ever seen.

Am i a mean person for laughing? :(

fat kid you say? That makes laughter justified.

lukeseandavies November 3rd, 2010 14:52

I also forgot he had a bright orange springer pistol, a backpack And a full head mask with camo tape on it. :D

AngelusNex November 3rd, 2010 14:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukeseandavies (Post 1343163)
I also forgot he had a bright orange springer pistol, a backpack And a full head mask with camo tape on it. :D

Hell I'd laugh without the fall/getting lit up

lukeseandavies November 3rd, 2010 14:59

When i saw him on my team i thought. I've lost. I remember the first thing he said to my mate. I'll provide you covering fire if you run to the flag!

My mate " I'd rather take my chances without the support"

But good news. I'm not mean for laughing at a small fat kid :D

fi3re November 3rd, 2010 16:15

The second game I've ever been to I went only to take photos. Guy lends me gun and a few mags becuase I was getting bored and it was too dark.

less than 30 seconds after start I run towards cover and promptly slip and fall on my ass practically anime style. Paintball crap and gravel all over my street clothes...Luckily it was too dark for most to see....

mr_nuts31 November 3rd, 2010 16:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Assault Pioneer (Post 1342219)
one word: pics

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sabad/

here's the album, just go to page 7 and you see a pic of two guys in a bunker, I'm the one on the left without the pants

lukeseandavies November 3rd, 2010 18:16

Did it hurt? D:

Twitchinov November 3rd, 2010 18:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr_nuts31 (Post 1343224)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sabad/

here's the album, just go to page 7 and you see a pic of two guys in a bunker, i'm the one on the left without the pants

But why!?!

Steven November 3rd, 2010 18:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr_nuts31 (Post 1343224)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sabad/

here's the album, just go to page 7 and you see a pic of two guys in a bunker, I'm the one on the left without the pants

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :p

HeadlessChicken November 3rd, 2010 19:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr_nuts31 (Post 1343224)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sabad/

here's the album, just go to page 7 and you see a pic of two guys in a bunker, I'm the one on the left without the pants

Almost reminds me of a pic I saw on the Toronto Star paper, one of ours I think in AStan had to take cover behind a sand bag so fast that he didn't have time to get his pants on when insurgents hit their compound during his rack time.

AngelusNex November 3rd, 2010 21:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeadlessChicken (Post 1343385)
Almost reminds me of a pic I saw on the Toronto Star paper, one of ours I think in AStan had to take cover behind a sand bag so fast that he didn't have time to get his pants on when insurgents hit their compound during his rack time.

That was a US base under attack and the poor guy had to jump into action without any time to get dressed.

Assault Pioneer November 3rd, 2010 21:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr_nuts31 (Post 1343224)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sabad/

here's the album, just go to page 7 and you see a pic of two guys in a bunker, I'm the one on the left without the pants

bahahahaha! YES!!!

your a fuckin good photog by the way those pictures are hot!

Space Bot November 3rd, 2010 22:26

I wanted to cry at the end of this game but...
So We're playing defend the airfield at bigfoot in mission. Setting up our defensive line, we come under fire before we were fully set up, or at least I wasn't... a bb flies right by my face, I could literally hear the bb fly by as it cut a line through my hair. I lose my balance, trip over the small plastic wall with a window that was covering my back. Broke that, and I didn't notice the pin above my grip fell out some how... So as I stand back up about to return fire, I see the whole front of my gun fall down. As the top of my receiver decided to come off, I then see a shower of bbs fly straight up out of my gun, half of which ended up hitting me on the way down... In a defeated and shamed tone I call out and walk off the field.
Then during the next round (Luckily it was the last round) I'm about to pop a tango hiding in the bush when all I hear is RRRRRR... I the gun doc later told me I had destroyed the bushings in my gear box, which ended up ripping HALF of the teeth on one gear CLEAN off (couldn't tell that there used to be teeth there), and on the other gear in my mechbox you could see the teeth gradually degrade till they were gone.
I kinda felt proud of what I managed to do, pics available if interested haha

mr_nuts31 November 4th, 2010 00:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twitchinov (Post 1343329)
But why!?!

google search strike witches

Quote:

Originally Posted by Assault Pioneer (Post 1343439)
bahahahaha! YES!!!

your a fuckin good photog by the way those pictures are hot!

oh those weren't taken by me, they were taken from a buddy who was photographing the game at that time

lukeseandavies November 4th, 2010 13:04

Haha space bot ;D I would have cried. Like a baby

Space Bot November 4th, 2010 16:59

I was so thankful everyone was to busy to notice what happened, but I think 1 or 2 saw it and laughed with me... or at me, who knows

lukeseandavies November 4th, 2010 18:16

:3 If i say it. It would be in the facebook status straight away :P

stevo November 4th, 2010 19:54

so far the most embarrising thing that happened to me was when we started the game we got seperatede from some of our players , and my squad had to climb a massive hill so were moving up everythings good then i see some bushes moving to my left my glasses were fogged from the near 90 degree ascent and in all stupidness i lit up the bush for like 3 seconds and it turns out i shot my teammate, covered in welts , him pissed off at me,and thats when i learned to make visual recognition with your target.
before firing

Twin#1[Op-for] November 4th, 2010 19:57

Hm..probably when on one of my first days I was running and didn't see a rope on the ground. Somehow caught it, faceplanted and almost snapped my MP5 in half.

Actually nope, not my worst moment. I was go solo for one round, I believe it was a mini-milsim. There were a bunch of new guys that hadn't learnt the ropes too much, so I killed them and went on my way. All of the sudden, BRAP BRAP BRAP. I hear a good friend of mine laying down with his GBB M249. I was like, -GASP- PERFECT CHANCE TO KNIFE HIM. I went so sneaky up to about 15 feet away where my nerves got the best of me and I sprinted. Needless to say, he stopped firing at the same time, flipped over, put his leg up in the air and I ended up running into it as I slid at him to get the knife. My knife got KICKED. out of my hand, he grabbed it and ended up knifing me.

AngelusNex November 4th, 2010 20:24

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Originally Posted by Twin#1[Op-for] (Post 1344066)
.....Needless to say, he stopped firing at the same time, flipped over, put his leg up in the air and I ended up running into it as I slid at him to get the knife. My knife got KICKED. out of my hand, he grabbed it and ended up knifing me.

That's what you get for trying to knife a ninja.

Pinard November 4th, 2010 20:37

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Originally Posted by lukeseandavies (Post 1340840)
That's quite a big fail. I have to say i've never asked permission to fire i just lit them up :)

yeah...what a fail !

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Originally Posted by Diabolic Tyrant (Post 1340846)
You realize that airsoft is a GAME right? This isn't Afghanistan :P

you know...when you are SOOO in the game ?!

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Originally Posted by lukeseandavies (Post 1340849)
Maybe he thought he was in afghan :P Still a pretty big fail though. But not the worst ;D keep them coming lads. At 2:27am this is pretty funny ;D

well...now I don't ask permission...I just shoot :)

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Originally Posted by AngelusNex (Post 1344089)
That's what you get for trying to knife a ninja.

NICE call !!


BTW got a new embarrassing moment ! Last game, rawdon field...I field my new TAVOR TAR21, I got in deep shit being shot at by every directions, but I finally manage to get my ass out of that shit so I ran like a crazy, then I feel my hand going back on the grip so aware of the first issue of TAR's I stop and look back...my mag is on the ground so I grab it and continue running thinking that my team mates had retreated, but then I stop in front of two tangos...with my TAR in my right hand...and my full mag in my left hand. They laughed at me and one guy shot two rounds just in front of me while looking at me with his face saying: you'r a dead men...

I NEED to fix that mag release problem...I always lose mags :(

Twin#1[Op-for] November 4th, 2010 20:43

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Originally Posted by AngelusNex (Post 1344089)
That's what you get for trying to knife a ninja.

Indeed...but oh the bragging rights if I had gotten him. :rolleyes:

lukeseandavies November 5th, 2010 08:27

Haha least you tried to knife him.

I've never attemped to knife anyone. Yet.........

Hoarday November 5th, 2010 09:55

I'd never had a sight or a scope on my guns before and I picked up this EOtech clone for cheap. I lock it onto my rails and head out to the game. I'm out on the chronie/test range for like 20 minutes trying to adjust it properly with no success before I give up and go ask for help. The problem? I put it on backwards.

Pinard November 5th, 2010 10:03

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA nice one ! you made me laugh on that one !

lukeseandavies November 5th, 2010 10:05

Well done sir. You made me lol at my computer :)

Shell Shock November 16th, 2010 12:59

most embarrassing moment? hmm, well it wasnt really that embarrassing for me, but had it been anyone else..

zombie game Oct 29th i believe. the one at TTAC. any who.. so me an red engi were just starting out, and we made our way down the main hall leading into the hospital (those who weren't there wont understand the layout) when we get flanked by two zombies, needless to say he went left i went right.. about a min later i hear him getting eaten, so i frantically search for the objective when this zombie lunges on me, followed by three more and... a recently zombified red engi, as i fall to the ground i (purposely mind you) start hollering out like a girl. it was a death sequence worthy of a machinima award.. it lasted all of 30 seconds. later in the waiting room people asked us "wheres the girl you were with?" i promptly bust out laughing and raised my hand.. i think i deserve an Academy Award for Best Actor

Scouser December 4th, 2010 13:47

prolly the most embarrassing thing i did was a grenade mishap training at the farm. One of the guys on our team has a farm that the back half has been converted into an airsoft field, including a nice big 2 story barn turned into a killhouse

well theres a big open stairway in the middle of the barn, up to the 2nd floor, a nice blind spot if you are standing unterneath the stairs where no matter what angle the guys on the 2nd floor cant shoot at you

well being the wonderfully coordinated fellow that i am, lit a grenade and lobbed it up, only to have it bounce off the stair railing and proptly come back down to me for a visit

my buddy and i duck behind a convenient wall, come back and try again....only to have the same thing happen

grenade exploding on the other side of a corrugated metal wall from you......loud

andrew321 December 4th, 2010 15:13

Same field as Scouser... I slid the whole way down those damn wet stairs leading to the second floor. Face first the whole way. Hurt my pride more then my face!

Armed Infidel December 5th, 2010 11:09

it was a family game at the cottage...I had wedged myself between two rocks and had perfect cover on a trail that I figured the "enemy" was going to come down, totally forgot that I had a blind side and that someone could come over the top of the rock and make me a sitting duck...sure enough my son comes flying over the top and totally surprises me and mercy's me from about 10 feet away..well suddenly time kind of stood still as I contemplated trying to beat him to the draw(yes I am that stupid...thats the embarassing part), as our eyes locked you could see the expression on his face was "come on old man just try and beat me to the draw...make my day", well sure enough I tried and got a three round burst in the cheek...still have a bit of a scar.

Strelok December 5th, 2010 11:43

For me, it was getting 'captured' in one of the Mil-sim games here in manitoba (Keystone strike 4).

Our Objective was to extract a captured pilot from the enemy forces, and to do so we were sent as a small team to clear out a simulated town to recover him, a good deal of the enemy forces were busy at the 'border' way off.

So, We ended up taking the long route through woods and swamp, ended up getting two bootfulls of swamp water and mucked about that for an hour. After we got to dry land we dried off/dumped our boots and moved on. Eventually we came across the outer edge of the 'town' which was marked by a sniper tower. Being the sniper myself I was to go out, secure it and put it to my own use while the rest of our squad moved on to a flanking position.

So, between me and the tower was a clearing in the woods, about a 100 ft across from the treeline to the tower. Surrounding the tower was a small clearing for a path and more bush.

Being an idiot and not thinking at the time, i simply walked right across the open expanse and as I got to the half way mark, I saw heads bobbing over the bushline and then people, more people, and more people.

Lots of people. They were just moving out as far as I know, so it wasn't long until they saw me and I had like 14 guns in my direction, I simply dropped my weapons and put up my hands (That, and I ripped up my 'map' up since I didn't want to give out any information. After the game, apparently people thought I was trying to eat it.)

I was pat down, guns confiscated and tied up. And inevitably put into the same little box-house thing as the pilot. We got acquainted and mucked about in captivity for a half hour or so, For some reason the enemy untied us but we were guarded pretty well. One guy at the door and others going about the simulated town.

However, there was a window that the pilot could fit through. So the plan was that I boost him and he makes a run for it. I mean, I was just a captured player, if I got shot and called out, I'd just simply walk back to spawn and be able to tell the rest of our squad what happened, i'm not sure what would happen to the pilot if he got shot though.

Now that we were bored, and figured we 'really' didn't have anything to loose so we sprung into action.

Now, the guard was keen enough to look in when we started scrambling for the boost, the pilot and I fumbled and I'm pretty sure my hands went somewhere they shouldn't have, but he stumbled out and made a run for it. For the next few minutes I was held at gunpoint while three other guys made a wild chase for the pilot.

Within the next 15 minutes or so, the pilot and I found ourselves relocated into a more secure building, no windows, doorway literally boarded shut. We were also tied up again. The ties were pretty sloppily done and we got out of them, so with more boredom we decided to annoy the guards. There was no floor to the 'buildings' and lots of little stones, grass, twigs and the like, so we flicked that over the opening of the boarded doorway at where we figured the guards were at.

Just as we started having fun, gunfire rang out, all we could hear were BB's whacking into the outside of the wall and the like. And after a short while we were pulled out of our captivity and got a truck ride back into our safe zone.

Getting captured is embarrassing, but atleast I had figured out a way to make it fun for the while, haha. My buddy continuously rags on me about it.

5kull December 13th, 2010 20:36

Most embarrassing moment, as a newbie I get invited to a night game, lots of lights but also lots of shadows on the ground. Theirs 3 of us pinned down behind a bunker (including Barbie) taking fire from a building. I sprint out towards the enemy building and fall into a trench landing on top of my brand new KWA cansoft. Embarrassed I pick myself up and start towards the building again only to fall into another trench 5 feet away! I fell so hard I lost 2 molle pouche that just catapulted into the dark:) The disappearing act must have worked because I made it to the building. Didn't hurt myself or the M4:)

miker123 December 18th, 2010 16:53

SO my very first game ever (last march) playing outdoors, flanked the enemy team threw the town and caught a bunch huddled up at a building, i jump out mercy kill them all then run away, i tried to turn into a doorway but slipped on the ice did the Wiley coyote for a few seconds then went down.
managed to keep my m4 out of the snow and water.

Ref watched the whole thing...

Spawn28 December 20th, 2010 00:23

Ok i told this story and everyone laughed at me so i guess this is another one

It was my first Airsoft game ever About 5 years ago and it was a 24hr milsim hosted by wolfpack I know bad mistake never do a 24 hr for your first game.......anyhoo the day went great all kinds of fun and kills to be had and those wolves put on a very good game. Night time falls and its completly pitch black and a guy from the opposing team had figured out our number for safe passage through our base and also to avoid gettin lit up by our guys anyway This guy whom ill name later non shelantly walks into our main base passing the number question and begins knife killing our guys one at a time and very quickly. Finnaly word gets out that an enemy is in our base only to have this guy standing 5 feet from me. He looks over give me a nod like hes cool i turn my back and he grabbed me like he was gonna rape me i squeeled like a girl yes i said like a girl it was pitch black and again this was my first game ever and this guy was absolutly fucking huge in comparisin to me. So yes i screamed like a girl at wich time i think i scared him cause he dropped me only to have me light him up from nuts to forehead on full auto wich was not allowed it was semi only at night but i was scared and i immediatly appologized to him all he said was thats ok and went to respawn.

That Man was Claymore if you know him you know what im talking about. Super nice guy but scarry as all hell if he ever grabbed you at night.

Twin#1[Op-for] December 20th, 2010 00:57

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Originally Posted by Spawn28 (Post 1373127)
Ok i told this story and everyone laughed at me so i guess this is another one

It was my first Airsoft game ever About 5 years ago and it was a 24hr milsim hosted by wolfpack I know bad mistake never do a 24 hr for your first game.......anyhoo the day went great all kinds of fun and kills to be had and those wolves put on a very good game. Night time falls and its completly pitch black and a guy from the opposing team had figured out our number for safe passage through our base and also to avoid gettin lit up by our guys anyway This guy whom ill name later non shelantly walks into our main base passing the number question and begins knife killing our guys one at a time and very quickly. Finnaly word gets out that an enemy is in our base only to have this guy standing 5 feet from me. He looks over give me a nod like hes cool i turn my back and he grabbed me like he was gonna rape me i squeeled like a girl yes i said like a girl it was pitch black and again this was my first game ever and this guy was absolutly fucking huge in comparisin to me. So yes i screamed like a girl at wich time i think i scared him cause he dropped me only to have me light him up from nuts to forehead on full auto wich was not allowed it was semi only at night but i was scared and i immediatly appologized to him all he said was thats ok and went to respawn.

That Man was Claymore if you know him you know what im talking about. Super nice guy but scarry as all hell if he ever grabbed you at night.

LMAO. Nice!

ReSpEcT December 20th, 2010 03:32

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Originally Posted by Spawn28 (Post 1373127)
Ok i told this story and everyone laughed at me so i guess this is another one

It was my first Airsoft game ever About 5 years ago and it was a 24hr milsim hosted by wolfpack I know bad mistake never do a 24 hr for your first game.......anyhoo the day went great all kinds of fun and kills to be had and those wolves put on a very good game. Night time falls and its completly pitch black and a guy from the opposing team had figured out our number for safe passage through our base and also to avoid gettin lit up by our guys anyway This guy whom ill name later non shelantly walks into our main base passing the number question and begins knife killing our guys one at a time and very quickly. Finnaly word gets out that an enemy is in our base only to have this guy standing 5 feet from me. He looks over give me a nod like hes cool i turn my back and he grabbed me like he was gonna rape me i squeeled like a girl yes i said like a girl it was pitch black and again this was my first game ever and this guy was absolutly fucking huge in comparisin to me. So yes i screamed like a girl at wich time i think i scared him cause he dropped me only to have me light him up from nuts to forehead on full auto wich was not allowed it was semi only at night but i was scared and i immediatly appologized to him all he said was thats ok and went to respawn.

That Man was Claymore if you know him you know what im talking about. Super nice guy but scarry as all hell if he ever grabbed you at night.

Hahaha...truly epic!!

Pinard December 20th, 2010 09:08

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Originally Posted by Spawn28 (Post 1373127)
Ok i told this story and everyone laughed at me so i guess this is another one

It was my first Airsoft game ever About 5 years ago and it was a 24hr milsim hosted by wolfpack I know bad mistake never do a 24 hr for your first game.......anyhoo the day went great all kinds of fun and kills to be had and those wolves put on a very good game. Night time falls and its completly pitch black and a guy from the opposing team had figured out our number for safe passage through our base and also to avoid gettin lit up by our guys anyway This guy whom ill name later non shelantly walks into our main base passing the number question and begins knife killing our guys one at a time and very quickly. Finnaly word gets out that an enemy is in our base only to have this guy standing 5 feet from me. He looks over give me a nod like hes cool i turn my back and he grabbed me like he was gonna rape me i squeeled like a girl yes i said like a girl it was pitch black and again this was my first game ever and this guy was absolutly fucking huge in comparisin to me. So yes i screamed like a girl at wich time i think i scared him cause he dropped me only to have me light him up from nuts to forehead on full auto wich was not allowed it was semi only at night but i was scared and i immediatly appologized to him all he said was thats ok and went to respawn.

That Man was Claymore if you know him you know what im talking about. Super nice guy but scarry as all hell if he ever grabbed you at night.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAH

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G thanks for sharing I lol'd so hard at my comp

Spawn28 December 20th, 2010 13:25

I still get the occasional nightmare from that go figure and it will be remembered till i die im sure of it. And my hats off to Claymore for being such a great sport he didnt even bat an eye when i lit him up i think he realized i was scared shitless he just said no worries and walked back to respawn. Fuckin Amazing game. Same night a member of the group i was with at the time was also Kidnapped from our tent while he slept. Now that would be embarrasing.8)

Sasha December 20th, 2010 15:51

This one time I was creeping through the bushes when I tripped over some rusty iron girders, broke a mag and was limping for days. The only redeeming facts were that no-one saw and I didn't get tetnis.

An even better one that thankfully didn't happen to me was when we were playing a 'secret agent' game, where we had everybody standing around like retarded camp guards while two 'secret agents' tried to take us all out without getting seen.

Short story: one of the agents was spotted and killed and then his team-mate spotted him on his way to the spawn and lit him up in the nuts.

At 400fps.

From 10 feet away.

Tiptoe December 23rd, 2010 14:38

Teammate (Scalpel) and I are taking a knee & facing each other at the very beginning of the game. Enemy (S.W. I think) pops around a corner behind Scalpel's back. My first shot of the game, I attempt a snap-shot, but my adrenaline pulls the trigger before my gun is properly raised. Scalpel takes a 390fps .28 to the eyebrow @ point blank while we both get lit up by the enemy. My BB sticks in Scalpel's face. There are pictures somewhere.

THEnub December 23rd, 2010 15:05

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Originally Posted by Tiptoe (Post 1374849)
Teammate (Scalpel) and I are taking a knee & facing each other at the very beginning of the game. Enemy (S.W. I think) pops around a corner behind Scalpel's back. My first shot of the game, I attempt a snap-shot, but my adrenaline pulls the trigger before my gun is properly raised. Scalpel takes a 390fps .28 to the eyebrow @ point blank while we both get lit up by the enemy. My BB sticks in Scalpel's face. There are pictures somewhere.

No more guns for you. Haha, would have been wicked though...YouTube - Aimbot

iamnotcody December 26th, 2010 17:35

Most Embarrassing Thing Happened To Me? Okay, Today was my first game. There were around 8 of us, I wore a Black Leather Trench Coat, And it worked out okay.
So we were coming up with a quick RP (Role Play) idea for a small game. For fun.
The idea was, sense I had a trench coat, my friend was going to fill up one of his grenades, lay on the road and pretend to be hurt, I was to stand over him with his AK-74u tucked under my coat. The enemy was supposed to come up the road "Keep in mind the enemy literally had no idea what the RP was, and instructions were to just walk up the road" and I was to say that the injured man needed help and to be returned to base. He has a grenade tucked under his arm, pin pulled, so when he were to be moved the grenade was to go off, and I was to whip out the AK and blast them all. Yeah, so a guy came up, teammates behind him. He moved him, grenade drops, I take out the AK and....Click click click. "No fire" We were lit up like a fucking Christmas tree! Turns out Semi don't work on AK's. But I had it in full auto because I knew this. But while I had it under my coat it must have slipped into semi. And the plan Phailed. "With a P H" So yeah, it was embarrassing that I screwed up accidently slipping it into semi and screwing up the plans. But it was fun and realistic. Its like the gun jammed.

Sorry that was so long.

THEnub December 26th, 2010 17:38

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Originally Posted by iamnotcody (Post 1376235)
Most Embarrassing Thing Happened To Me? Okay, Today was my first game. There were around 8 of us, I wore a Black Leather Trench Coat, And it worked out okay.
So we were coming up with a quick RP (Role Play) idea for a small game. For fun.
The idea was, sense I had a trench coat, my friend was going to fill up one of his grenades, lay on the road and pretend to be hurt, I was to stand over him with his AK-74u tucked under my coat. The enemy was supposed to come up the road "Keep in mind the enemy literally had no idea what the RP was, and instructions were to just walk up the road" and I was to say that the injured man needed help and to be returned to base. He has a grenade tucked under his arm, pin pulled, so when he were to be moved the grenade was to go off, and I was to whip out the AK and blast them all. Yeah, so a guy came up, teammates behind him. He moved him, grenade drops, I take out the AK and....Click click click. "No fire" We were lit up like a fucking Christmas tree! Turns out Semi don't work on AK's. But I had it in full auto because I knew this. But while I had it under my coat it must have slipped into semi. And the plan Phailed. "With a P H" So yeah, it was embarrassing that I screwed up accidently slipping it into semi and screwing up the plans. But it was fun and realistic. Its like the gun jammed.

Sorry that was so long.

Haha, that was actually amusing to read though. Same sort of thing happened to me, only it was because I failed to do a mag-tap, so the magazine wasn't fully inserted. It's not something I was used to doing, but it's something I do every time now.


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