A pox on you!

I ate the Pineapple dessert in an MRE packet.

I ran at some guy with one of those flimsy Halloween plastic knives that collapsed into the hilt... it didn't end up to well. I ended up with a mouthful of Spas 12.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few months ago, in the game when my shotty first died it was during a "tag" game. The guy who was "it" (WKShuridys) who had to try to shoot anyone else (obviously) realized that my shotty had stopped working and that I was therefore somewhat defenceless, decided to open up on my across a short distance with his M11.
As he strafed back and forth between a few trees, I took cover behind a car and drew my backup springer. I kept popping up to shoot at him, but it was a bit windy and he was far enough that he could see my shots coming and dodge them.
Finally I adjusted for wind and took a shot 45 degrees up and 30 to the right, into the wind. The shot drifted perfectly and pegged him in the chin. He started cursing and yelling that I hit him in the chin. Everyone else told him to stop complainging because he got hit with a spring pistol and it couldn't hurt that much. :D

I took the marine base single handedly during the fullfield day game at FR. I spent a good 45min flanking the base through the forest and getting chewed alive by mosquitos. The opfor in the base were distracted by fire, so I came up from behind and took out 8-9 of them without having a single guy turn around. I remember shooting Conscript in the back and it was hilarious because he thought it was friendly fire :)

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At a recent game I swung along the top of a 10 foot tall plank fence, pulled myself up on to the roof of a shed, all the while there were three guys about 15 feet away, I managed to get my gun out and hit 2 of them before the last realized where I was, I couldn't jump so I pretty much just accepted my fate.
The part that made it the most difficult was the fact that it was pouring outside and my pants were so wet I could hardly move my legs inside of them.
Made for a pretty exciting shootout though.

Tyler

peeing not more than 5 feet away from a guy in ghillie suit(facing him), there was a bush between us so i didnt know he was there, he didnt dare stand up cuz he thought there was more than 1 of us there :D

now thinking back,i had my weapon on the ground since i didnt bring a sling out, if he stood up and shot me, i could've caught one with my nads @@ (thank god)

I did that during a night game there too, completly blind from goggle fog. Then I proceeded to get into a firefight with my own team who had come over to see who took the base.

one guy i saw doing a crazy mercy kill. jasper (kampfer) jumped over a log with his rubber knife to knife kill that was hiliarious.

also, one guy ran about 50 ft unarmed to mercy a guy. he tricked him good =P he had his hand on his holster but nothing in there lol, the guy actually gave up :lol:

eeewww.. thats almost as bad as the "sausage popsicle"

No but I have to give props to Ricious because he fended off alot of people, like it was the most sneakiest thing I have ever seen, my respect level for him just jumped after he took us over.

not sure if this been mentioned but i dont feel like reading whole thread...anyways i saw a pic on this board with an airsofter parachuting into i game, i think but i forgot who that was. NOW THATS EXTREMMEEEE

DIE THREAD DIE!!!!!
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