What if his girlfriend is using his account and is trying to pry him away from Airsoft?

Then he can EMT $25 as a token of gratitude for having his back.

I like that solution , appeals to my warped sense of fairplay

All this hilarity, who the hell would WANT to delete their account? If I'm ever sad, I just come on here. I get laughs from stuff like this, then sadness again from all the shit I see for sale that I can't afford ;_;

This is the beginning of a big fuckin joke. Delete me somebody! And drake, I Will never give you cash for what is supposed to be free

ASC is like crack, once you taste a bit you can't stop.

Who ever said having your account removed from a private website is free? Especially when the website does not normally offer that service.

Deleting your account IS free. Getting a staff member to care enough to actually do it requires some motivation, however.

But if it makes you feel any better, consider your account to be "in the deletion queue." Please allow 6 to 8 years for processing.

Hey cobrajr, that's why I say WEBSITE. I know this is not Ã* business!

6-8 years!?? What about now!? Jesus fuck

Clear your history, take ASC out of your bookmarks, exercise some self-control. Thats your deletion dude.

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Buried Alive: kkimi67's Garry's Mod Dilemma - YouTube

DELETE THIS!!

I doubt he is talented enough to mash on the keyboard twice and get the same keystroke sequence. lol

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STOP LOGGING IN